But it’s nice to dream of the possibility that some kind souls might compile all that information in a centralized database and make it publicly available for them to search through. Some kind of reference. For basketball. You could put it online, even, and call it Referenceforbasketball.com. That technology is…

Q: Thoughts on LeBron’s game?

I dunno man, putting 99c on the can so stores can’t overcharge was pretty slick

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

Imagine, the last time a horse won the Triple Crown, there wasn’t a computer on Earth as powerful as any of those phones.

If the photographer couldn’t see the track, the phone-holders couldn’t have either. Not much for them to “enjoy” live, at least visually - unlike in the grandstands.

If this was 20 years ago it would be a bunch of cameras. Why would that make you feel better about it?

I think this would lead to tactical fouls in the box. And I don’t want that (like in basketball). When we get three goals on average I want these to be beautiful ones.

I know a lot of people agree with this logic—and often suggest that the penalty box should be narrower—but I don’t. The point isn’t to perfectly replicate the expected goal total of the situation, because if we did that we’d have a lot of cynical “yeah, this foul is worth giving up .27 goals” type of play. The point…

Colin and I worked in Vegas TV together and hung out some times after the 11. He was, and remains, a good guy. Haters gonna hate.

I actually like Cowherd’s show. There. I said it. Hate me.

I withhold judgement until I find out the nicknames of his friends.

Just because someone is genetically the same as another doesn’t mean they will have the same abilities. If the clone didn’t also grow up playing football (I’m assuming the clone is somehow rapidly grown into adult form), he isn’t going to be good at it just by sharing the same DNA as someone with that experience. Are…

Yeah. I know you’re not supposed to say it—naive!—but not everyone masturbates.

It may not be as vile as First Take, but that is one bad show. Just terrible.

The problem is, as it has been since the dawn of man, vertical video.

Can we point out how dumb Dan’s friend is? How many packaging peanuts would he need to eat to get to one pound?

3) Buffalo Bill was a serial killer!

Former advertising gal, football-hater,AND domestic abuse/rape survivor here.

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