It's the Colbert Report - Chancellor was fixing up a little mistake. Though I did laugh after reading his weird comment after that pretty messed up story.

Yeah, it would be funny if somebody built a joke on that exact premise.

What a selfish move. He should have just let Durant do it instead.

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

You act as if Steiber doesn't get a reward or have any professional prospects. Like any intercollegiate wrestler at the top of his sport, he now has the opportunity to become an aspiring third rate MMA mook.

Well, more penalty for more yard, anyway...

If you are going to put on an old man hat you will have to go back further than the late 90's