Woah hey now, what’s wrong with Pearl Jam? Ten is one of the best albums of the 90s

Jabroni is #10

They won the Finals, man. It’s cool.

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

Just keep tweeting the same, straightforward NFL “news” that the account has always tweeted so that when 2,234 people retweet a short highlight video of an obscure, but talented safety who resigned with the Browns I can finally know what it feels like to be loved.

this is not going to get nearly enough stars. But as you can imagine, I’m also very biased towards the quality of this comment.

No but I also don’t pretend like I’m going to.

That’s somewhat true, but doesn’t really tell the whole story. The main reason the males aren’t involved in all the hunting is that they are out patrolling the generally large territory, marking it and making sure no other males encroach on the territory and take over the pride. Considering the stakes involved (death…

When he’s an old man he’s going to look exactly, exactly like the BFG.

I’m 26 and not qualified to be the old man saying “players these days”...but Elgin Baylor retired *nine games into the 1971-72 season* because he didn’t want to hold the Lakers back, and missed out on the 33-game winning streak and what would have been his first title. Not that the Lakers would exactly be good playing…

Nah. He was supposed to have been mentally conditioned from childhood. I doubt he was conditioned to have a friend or even have empathy because if you want people to follow orders blindly, the last thing you want is for them to develop personal attachments.

Zoooooooom

You know what this means right? In the hunt for maybe-Carlos-Baerga’s cell phone number we have narrowed it down to just 100 possibilities.

Why don’t you re-read that, he was poking fun at racist white social pariahs who can’t comprehend nuance. Although, I get why that would offend you.

Rick Reilly is so sad he missed this, you guys.

I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.

People DO forget that.

Why is the Honey Badger caring? This is antithetical to his worldview.

Calm down. It's not like she had a sex change.