The other problem here is that, according to the attribution, this statement was given to the reporter WHILE HE “roamed center field.”
That’s some impressive reporting. They let this guy right onto the field during the game, apparently.
TheActuallyGuy
theactuallyguy
“If we start assigning greater value to the length of things...”
Now I see the real problem.
This comment is passable if not outstanding, but I’ll star any solid Tekken references.
k, but we can agree the Jr. thing is, at the least, rare, right? Is that an acceptable thing to recognize?
Pedro Feliz
It doesn’t bother Aaron that his girl is wearing a Ha Ha Clinton-Dix shirt?
I love Deadspin’s gleeful and defiant ranting against “brands” while ignoring the fact that the 76ers are a brand (you even refer to a blatant corporate branding, or, more accurately, rebranding activity – the uniform unveling – without comment), not to mention the Associated Press, Deadspin, and basically everything…
Was going to agree with the idea of moving the kick spot back, but this is a smart counterpoint. Tactical fouls, whether it’s a horsecollar on an otherwise-all-the-way-gone ballcarrier, or a hack on a big man or a breakaway in basketball or a defensive PI in college, all suck. When you score as infrequently as you do…
Man, I know, I hate it when people provide information that seems to run contrary to the opinion I’ve decided I want to have. People who think different things from what I’ve decided to think are so dumb, right?
I’m gonna say this will herald the end of intelligent people being amused by JJ Watt, which, as an aspiring intelligent person, is disappointing. I’m gonna be surprised if this doesn’t push his needle into Russell Wilson-esque manufactured personality syndrome.
Who doesn’t know all the verses to margaritaville?
Did you study the legal standard for finding of fault in civil cases in high school? What class was that? I must have missed it.
Everyone’s saying how does he mess this up since it’s spelled phonetically on the card. But also, it’s BASICALLY spelled phonetically just in his actual name. This is pretty impressive dumbness.
Honestly wondered if this was a joke when I got to those lines. Disappointed, upon further review, to confirm that it was not.
Michael Cuddyer
Jethro Tull and Led Zeppelin would beg to differ.
ONE WIPE? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?? IS THIS A REAL THING??
I'd sooner give my (one- and three-year-old) kids full adult-sized glasses of grape juice and the jug with the cap off to refill as they please than EVER IN MY LIFE chance a single wipe.
This is not meant to be facetious or obnoxious, which is rare for me, but I'm honestly curious because as a guy who does podcasts I've had major issues with this and I'm wondering if it's not just me. Is it seriously so hard to host your own longish audio that a massive site like you guys have to use play.it to host…