Killing it, Lemon. Way to be really prepared for this, by the way.

I remember when Vlad would play the Giants, I would be anxious about it literally all day. And I was always right to have been. There was no other player in the league like that, and hasn't been since for me. I was absolutely positive he'd wreck us, and it seemed like he always did. Guy was a menace.

I think it's POSSIBLE he was trying to pass it into the corner to the man whose defender had left him, and he just lost the handle. But since it's the knicks, that's actually probably less likely.

KO is perhaps the beefiest of all twitter beefers. More than Deitsch, even. He spends all night every night ripping on people. It's kind of amazing honestly that this is the first time this has happened. If it is the first time, that is.

Not cussing on air is like 40 percent of an on air personality's job. I don't care if it was on the paper. He's not doing a guest spot. This isn't something new to him. His whole job is saying words while on television. The fact that he can't not say a swear word is just further proof of his incompetence at his job.…

I don't think anybody has a problem with him being fined for this, but that's different from being fired and losing over $3 million. I have accidentally missed a shift before and when my supervisor called me to ask where I was and we determined I'd been going off an old schedule, while I wasn't paid for that shift…

Obviously it's POSSIBLE that somebody wrote the question of whether or not the rape victim thought bite Cosby's dick off, but the levels of necessary incompetence for that to be done intentionally and not while on the fly on air without thinking are pretty incredibly high. And even still, he's a freaking idiot for…

Sigh ... well as much as I've always hoped to be part of history, my rush to the internet to back myself up has revealed I was actually conflating my memory of Spike TV's Slamball and the Game Show Network's post-Dodgeball movie televised "pro" dodgeball matches.

This will be included in the throwaway commentary in the…

Yeah hi, like... 2002 called, it wants its discovery of new things back.

Trent Richardson sucks SO BAD, but this is seriously some bull right here. Assuming it's all true, like... come on. $3 million isn't nothing obviously, but... seriously come on. This is just gross.

But there's a difference between being a less-than-ideal use of resources and a sham. A sham is a lie. A sham is telling people you're doing something and actually doing something else. Here they're telling people they're doing something (trying to raise awareness) and doing that exact thing. Like I said, I agree…

I'm not really sure how this is a sham. They say their goal is to raise awareness. They're doing that. So, like... it sounds like they're doing exactly what they say they want to do. Is it not really doing enough? Sure. It would be much better if they were an actual direct-action charity that, say, funded women's…

Literally every piece of this story is a treatise on why heavyweight boxing is dead in America. The author is proposing that a not very good fighter be fixed to beat an apparently thoroughly underwhelming current champ so that the only vaguely legitimate champ, after having beaten a washed-up has-been, can have an…

while much of this is certainly messed up, it it is true that San Jose/Santa Clara County is populated by a majority of Giants fans. I know plenty of A's fans from there, but the skew is substantial, and was before the World Series wins.

Clever, but when the decision is made to take Luke to Owen and Beru, it's clear everyone thinks Anakin is dead. The larger question is why they leave him there after, really fairly shortly thereafter, it turns out that they've rebuilt him better, stronger, faster.

We've gotta get an Eisen iso track. Come on, guys.

Man it's really sweet how much this brother and sister spend time together though, right?

The lowness of railroads on this is damning. I can imagine a reasonable argument that puts them at No. 4, but absolutely no lower by any means. I would probably put them No. 1, but would have to spend some time between them, Yellow, and Red. And light purples (which apparently are now the only purples? what the crap?)…

I recommend the comments section of every Andrew Sharp "#hottake" on Grantland.

Also, and this should go without saying, but just in case, just like with masturbation, fake Christmas trees make Jesus sad.