The Colbert Show, huh? That a pretty popular show?

They should've sent a cease and desist letter about using unnecessary commas after an adjective.

Alright, I'm not going to argue much about it, though blaming a teenager for playing with a toy is a little bit petty. Also, The Decision happened in 2010, so the first several years of his career were just people hating on a kid. But I will say that unless you're making some kind of a pun, we usually call it a pep…

That strut, though. Guy is exactly what baseball needs. What a stud. Who's having more fun playing baseball than this kid?

There has never been any reason to believe LeBron was a dick. Where did that come from? He's always been an apparently very pleasant guy, seems to treat the media pretty well, never appeared (at least in Cleveland) to be too particularly full of himself... like seriously what is the genesis for that?

When I was maybe 12 I was playing soccer and after a shoulder-to-shoulder battle along the sidelines that ended with both me and my opponent tumbling to the ground, a parent from the opposing team, who was standing like, six feet from me, yelled "play clean you little brat!" I seriously couldn't believe an adult would…

I'm not saying it isn't true, but I'm just saying, the accepted concept the the earth is older than 6,000 years IS ABSOLUTELY DISPUTABLE, unless you have personally travelled back in time 7,000 years and discovered that the earth was there at that time. Otherwise you're relying on the research of scientists you've…

That this leaves out the Phoenix/Arizona State Bro, which is arguably the broiest of all bros, is an absolute travesty. Possible others have fixed this, but I'll do what I can to fill in:

Uniform: Uncomfortably too-short pastel-colored shorts, Flip-folps OR boat shoes, White belt, Sculpted calves under skinny, tan legs…

Obviously the strongest argument is that you shouldn't try to throw out a third guy when you've already thrown out two other guys. Come on son, let the cutoff guy get a few assists. You don't have to make all the outs. Even if you don't get the out, it's most important that Dee Gordon gets involved. It's a TEAM GAME,…

Well at least he would've won the coach's battle in Might Ducks: D2

This is a #hotsportscomment right? It can't not be. The second graph is genius.

To be fair, this guy has spent his life with the Timberwolves representing the world of professional basketball to him.

Easily the most impressive part of this is how many people were in attendance at an indoor soccer game in Milwaukee.

Me: Sees Deadspin story about Yu Darvish
Me: Thinks, "gosh I hope there are some really clever Yu/you puns in the comments section.
Me: Is not disappointed.
Me: Struggles to figure out appropriate conjugation for this narrative. Mostly fails.

Honestly, I think this is a mistake. First of all, nobody was saying thug was the new n-word until Richard Sherman just said it a couple of weeks ago. If we're taking all of our cultural cues from Richard Sherman, well I mean I guess that's ok, but let's all agree on that first, could we? But second of all, and much…

I look forward to the day when rampant racism is far enough behind us that we can feel comfortable pointing out that people look like monkeys sometimes without worrying about the fact that these particular people who look like monkeys might also be black and, yes, that's got a history of being a pretty messed up thing…

I honestly spent a number of seconds thinking you were cleverly ripping yourselves by linking to your own (let's be honest, roundly disappointing) post on the most pompous sports pundits through the word "nonsense." After remembering the Simmons hate the post promoted and figuring out your meaning, my shoulders…

False. Walmart doesn't sell Dockers. These must be somebody else's game-worn pants.

Who is he instructing to clap?

The fact that you're running this story way down the page from the Kluwe thing is gross. Come on guys.