Didn't this movie come out, um... like four or five years ago? How is this even a thing right now? Is Ditka wearing new glasses? I'm not being facetious, I'm legitimately asking how nobody's noticed this before.

My competing candidacy is based on my experience playing NFL Blitz on the PS1:

Game plan:

Only two plays, Suicide Blitz on defense and Da Bomb on offense. Money saved on "offensive" and "defensive" coordinator will go to teaching and medicating defensive players to run seven times faster than offensive players in order…

Drew, father-to-father heads-up:

The drawing is not of a chicken head. It's of a "black rist bange". She doesn't want the wrist band you think she wants. She wants one of those pseudo-punky, avril-lavigne (I think?)-type fingerless gloves that go up your arms a ways (maybe all the ways? i don't know). Just so you know.

Nailed it. I read through this whole slog of nonsense just for this, and I was almost worried it would never come. +a thousand.

Holy crap, no update on this situation in more than a day???

Holy crap, no update on this situation in more than a day???

While Super Why does do a decent job with the teaching kids to read thing, they do an absolutely AWFUL job with teaching kids to solve problems thing. First of all, as you mentioned the "Super big problem" has never EVER been an even minor-sized problem (Little boy blue doesn't want to play with me even though i'm…

Uh, Geaux?

You are the winner.

This is clearly a flop. She holds her shoulder after slow motion reveals she was actually struck in the hands. She and Tony Parker both with this teleporting pain mechanism.

Deadspin editors also failed to find that between Eifling's commas, where a non-essential phrase was found, the writer forgot to include a subject for the sentence's second independent clause while he prepared to find a way to include the word 'quasi-debacle'. I wonder then if this is a matter of the…

Cosmic, How have I demonstrated a closed mind here? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with disagreeing with the LDS Church on doctrine, I'm only correcting one hundred percent of the factually inaccurate statements that the commenter made. Some things are about having a closed mind and some things are just about…

Dude, women have been missionaries for like a century. Come on man. That is NOT a fact. They ARE knocking on doors. My wife was a missionary, and she knocked on doors.

Sunwooz, Bickle provides no evidence! You can't just go around sending accusations and then when people say, "wait... you just made all that up" accuse them of not providing evidence!

"Only because the Church wants money, and preaching to the ill-informed, the ill-educated, and the stupid is the best way to get it. Why do you think Africa is the biggest growing place of Mormons today?"

Ok, if you insist. 1835 is not a significant year in the formation of the Church, though certainly many important things happened that year. The Church was founded (we believe it was restored, but that's not the point) in 1830. It is ridiculous to say that Church can be proven "in court" to be fraud. That is simply…

Literally every single statement in this comment is false. I'm trying to find one that isn't, and I cannot. Also, you just called people who don't speak English stupid, including the entire continent of Africa. Nice.

I had to put up a major fight against registering for a cake stand when I got married. I failed. Sorry jay.

Line in this rant most misplaced from an intense garage sale haggling session: "and and and and and and the hockey stuff, I'm not buying it."

Line in this rant most misplaced from an intense garage sale haggling session: "and and and and and and the hockey stuff, I'm not buying it."