Then it’s a full day of the wedding, the next day is a re-hash of the wedding, then a week looking back at it, and then uterus-watch starts.

I live in Missouri; our Trump-lite governor Eric Greitens is going through a series of scandals. Recently he had a criminal invasion of privacy charge dismissed because of what seems to be gross prosecutorial incompetence/malfeasance. A GOPer acquaintance of mine said to me, “I guess you’re mad that Greitens got off…

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Maybe I’m being way too harsh here, but something in me says Samantha Markle would TOTALLY call the cops on black people doing normal things, like barbecuing, or waiting for their friend in Starbucks. 

Hobby Lobby is the sundown town of crafts supply stores.

Eric is smart enough to keep his mouth shut, except I guess when he breathes

Preach. Heaven forfend a candidate doesn’t pass whatever purity test these fools have.

Meg and I do not have a relationship now.

“We’re going to take care of the illegals’ kids, better than they could do! We’ll even send them to camps, you know like summer camp (I never went to one because only the poors put their kids in those things), and they’ll be on our best military bases, only the best, they’ll be YUGE, the best nicest camps ever, and…

I understand, and agree, that buying used flip-flops is insane/disgusting but is it secretly more crazy to discard perfectly fine flip-flops?

Fucking hell im a Syracuse fan and I don’t even want to meet the Syracuse football team. Get some better dreams fake-a-wish kid.

You think the 36 year old who watched Jordan when they were 11 is bad about that?

I like that a stroll down the hall is what stops Trump. That or stairs is his Kryptonite.

Hi Lil Tay,

How old are you, like 12? Is school out already? Don’t you have detention or something?

Why not eat the box? He eats everything else!! TF. I’m sure due to his girth. There is no hang game. So, in short, dj Khaled, boy, we all know you ain’t working with much. So, eat that lady box. Cause I’m sure she not getting that much from ya dick. You look lazy on a good day. Tongue up and dick down.

He’s only Shumann, born to make mistakes.

These people look at every action of the Nixon administration and think “His only real mistake was the EPA.”

I bet he could rip an engine from an engine block with his bare hands.

Meghan you are turning into a Grade A cunt. You’re so oblivious that do you not realize you have a career solely because of your father. You did nothing to earn it.