Ah yes...the tail end of the disaster formerly known as St. Louis Centre, which chewed up all the smaller stores for blocks around, so once it closed (2000-something?), there was nothing left down there but nothing. Granted, downtown wasn’t that great when my parents came here to live in 1968 (something something…

GAH!!!!! Please tell me that this was between 1975-1995, because after 1995, there was absolutely nothing to see in downtown St. Louis. I guess there’s the usual touristy stuff to do in other places around town, but come on—when you go to a different town, you want to see what their downtown has to offer. What’s that?…

Way late to the party, but downtown St. Louis has been ass for the past 15+ years (I know it’s been more, but it sounds terrible to say it’s been ass for 50 years). I’m trying to recall what things were like before they built The Mall to End All Malls Ever (St. Louis Centre), and I can’t. I’m 42, so I’m old enough to…

Don’t pay any attention to the troll. He just needs to #BeBest...

Huh. So Bob Hope (womanizer extraordinaire!) came in to save her. Interesting—pretty sure Hope and LBJ compared conquest stories.

Chances are, if you’re working for someone other than yourself, you’re working for a racist, a sexist, a homophobe, an anti-Semite, an (insert terrible thing here). If you’re rich, or can deal with quitting, you quit. If you can’t, you get day drunk.

Welp, you don’t have to worry about that. #BeBest!

Wonder what his thoughts are on black Jews?

Guten tag, Troll! Now go back to Nazi Germany!

No. I see no point whatsoever for decorative pillows. Or a headboard. Or a footboard.

Can’t help but notice dude looks mighty brown to be so (ahem), pro-white. Also: ZIMMERMAN! ZIMMER. MAN.

(From the future)

Hey, troll...troll better. Da!

Silly rabbit, trolls are for...well, no one. #TrollBetter.

Is anything real on her? Anything?

What country would that be? Fakistan, or Moronica?

Don’t sleep with anyone named Trump. (Unless you actually get paid.)

Meh. “Bob” (if that is your real name) is a troll. Because of course he is.

I dunno, all three suck. If my husband (or, hell, more likely, my wife) is cheating on me, I’m not going to the other woman. That’s between me and my wife. I don’t care if she knew that she was married. I care what my wife did. I’ve never understood going after the “other woman,” and I guess I never will.

Why do that when we can play the Perez Hilton game? (That’s supposed to be “jizz bucket.”)