i still haven’t gotten these shows back and they’re much fucking better:

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

Magary mentioned the peanut butter variety up above, and I was sold. Don’t even care if one box will give me diabetes. I’m good with buddying up to ole’ Wilford Brimley. Seems like a righteous old coot.

Richie Incognito looks like what Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s body would be if it were a real person.

Wait, are you fucking serious about that shredded Cinnamon Toast Crunch??? WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT COME OUT?! WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO ME?!!!

he’s from Missouri — lucky he even knows what they are (I’m from MO). MO bros sans élégance ... even the Parkway bros.

My grandma kept a 45 in her purse and a hatchet in the buick. There were four things you never did:

He is Jewish. Scumbag, dark money puppet, but still Jewish

Eric and Sheena Greitens’ life is just like that of the characters played by Alexander Skarsgard and Nicole Kidman in Big Little Lies, except the giant walk-in closet is stocked with camo and guns and instead of elegant, health-conscious suppers with wine and wild mushrooms everyone just eats out of one of those…

Convirgin therapy!

Perfection:

Ahhhhhh a fresh baby!!!

Clitically Acclaimed. All gay trivia team.We do ok.

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

Potato wave. Make me fries.....

Star Spangled Dance is the Dance

Oh man, they didn’t read the policy that would be enacted in the FUTURE?

My nephew turned 1 in the fall and he has basically never even seen the TV on. My SIL sings, dances, and plays with him literally all day. They don’t even have the TV on for themselves in the background while they play with him — it’s music or silence.