trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

I’m reminded of a poll awhile ago that discovered most-everyone considers themselves the ‘smart one’ in their circle of friends. Most-every girl see herself as Lisa Simpson. Nobody sees themselves as Ralph Wiggum.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

are you telling me that the jade egg in my pussy isn’t removing toxins?

Can we give Brock Turner to El Salvador and keep Jose here? This country needs more people like Jose. And actually Brock Turner sucks so El Salvador doesn’t have to keep him, they can throw him off a cliff or something, we won’t mind.

It’s v good. I’m pretty happy with how the new season turned out.

It’s weird, I’ve kind of developed an opposed reaction to the standard “cute” things like puppies & babies. I’ve always had pretty neutral reactions to that kind of stuff, but since most people react positively, it’s used in marketing a lot. So when I see “cute” stuff I feel like I’m being manipulated somehow and try…

They’re the bottom of an Eiffel 69 with Peter Thiel and Vladimir Putin high-fiving on top

She looks like an ass got welded to her face.

Fred Trump was all about eugenics, this is how we know it doesn’t work.

Ivanka looks like what would happen if you put a bunch of really expensive clothing and make-up on a hemorrhoid.

drowning in sea of child child support payments....

Not for nothing, but the Trump family is REMARKABLY ugly. Like, there is no one pretty among them. It’s staggering. Usually even ugly people have one average looking child.

As he gently clasped Tina’s hand to conclude the event, Mike Pence felt a familiar stirring. This feeling was familiar and immediately started his heart racing. He called it The Beast. His hand lingered, his fingers remembering her touch as it withdrew, now hungering for more. Soon came a shock, a rush of blood, a…

Drilling to the core of it, the simple truth is that white people generally do not inspire fear in other white people. It is damn near impossible for a white person to be considered a terrorist because they are inherently non-threatening. They can be lone-wolf mass murderers, disillusioned uni-bombers, charismatic yet…

A white man could fly a jet into a skyscraper and he’d be “A victim of GPS recalculation.”

Bannon’s not going to implicate Trump...he’s doing this to get back at (((Kushner))). They’re all going to claim Trump knew nothing about it at all.

If we don’t stop the reefer madness, some terrorist is going to light up a joint in Vegas and 60 people are going to die from the weed exposure. #nottoosoontotalkweedcontrol

Fox News, folks, where the government can’t regulate guns but has to ban pot.

Enough with all these phallic symbols and vaginas that look like flowers or mouths or clams. I want to see a lot more tongues. A tongue is more inclusive. Everyone can appreciate a good tongue. We need to wrap tongues around every taco and telephone pole. That would make people happy.