Was anyone else a MAJOR tool who wore TWO polo shirts with popped collars? This, along with khakis and boat shoes, are the clothing of my people on Cape Cod (and don’t forget your Dennis bracelet (now called Cape Cod bracelet) that HAD to be from Eden or it’s not real). I do miss hanging out at the beach on my lunch…

I’ve seen the ATM in question. It was totally asking for it. It might have even been drunk. Why else would it spit out too much money??

In related news, Roy Moore has since been banned from the establishment

He’d never eat a clam without Mother there.

when can all the weight I gained be in fashion?

I clicked on it because I was sure you’d made up at least two of those names. +1 Devil’s Son In Law.

Sheeran is like some slow sofa-surfing plague that won’t stop until he infects every part of the media sphere with his bland mix of awkward personality and guitar solo compositions.

Funny thing: that face is precisely what got Melania citizenship.

Well, I don’t think his going to church on Christmas Eve has anything to do with Jesus either.

Star for using Trollop

But Jebus was Jewish!!!

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

Or that foppish pustule Roger Stone, who’s been in the game since before Nixon got elected.

I thought he was referring to their dietary habits?

Why doesn’t Larry invite his best* friend HOF pitcher Sandy Koufax to nosh with his family?

Chance and Cannon? Seriously?

Sorry, this is what I’m getting from Katy-

Sigh, we hear that all the time. Never ends well...

Yeah, but can you get high to it?

My least favorite commercial is a 1000-way tie between all prescription drug commercials, especially the ones featuring neighbors discussing medical symptoms in intimate detail.