I should’ve said, “Goddamn minorities thinking they’re better than other minorities is fucked up.” The powers that be tend to lump us all in the same group, with a few of the “good ones” trotted out for show.

Yes. I tend to call it “Ted Healy Aging” (tm), where you’re in your late 30s, early 40s, and you look 70. (There are worse photos of him around, but this one proves a point. 41 can look 10 years older!)

So...Martinez Torres.

I say we blame what’s her name in Alaska. Pretty sure she started this shit. (She didn’t, but hey, Gabby Giffords was shot after her terrible comments, so...)

Nah, it’s not being a dick. It’s pointing out a simple fact.

As a 70s child, I’m fairly certain that doctors didn’t let mothers touch the placenta (at least in Catholic hospitals), but I was always fascinated by the story my mother told about how much it hurt coming out. That kinda surprised me, since after passing a yuge bowling ball/watermelon anything else should be easy…

So...I’m assuming that this columnist has been on the receiving end of unwanted advances. Were those on the sliding scale of human interaction, and if so, where?

Oh, they don’t. Meth labs, puppy mills, fentanyl raids, heroin epidemics...Missouri’s got it all!

I don’t remember much about being shorter than my maternal grandmother—I think she was 4'11, but I doubt it. (That’s what she claimed!) My paternal grandmother was only a bit taller. Apparently all the height came from the paternal side of both sides of the family, since my mother’s tall for her side (5'4, a…

Depends on how far down the totem pole you are! Government’s still trying to control my goody parts, even though they won’t be used for childbearing...

Well...

Pretty sure they were on Amy Carter for being “homely” or something like that. Hell, I even noticed that and I was 5 during the 1980 election. It’s not talking about Barron, it’s talking about his mother’s reactions to people saying her son has Aspergers. If he doesn’t, say it. If he does, holy damn, imagine the…

These are illiberal times. The rules don’t apply.

Yoink!

I want to know why she looks so much like Miley Cyrus.

Meh. I’ve been feeling old since 1988.

I know God doesn’t exist, because He sure for fuck didn’t help me when I took Geometry in 1991. Fuck Him--I still can’t do proofs!

Heh. You too? (I’m also a 1975 baby.) I’m pretty sure my parents haven’t told me everything that happened when I was born, because there are some dates that don’t add up, and occasionally some things have slipped out. I’m fine with that because I really don’t want to know some of those particulars! Two months in the…

It doesn’t with me. Still stupid, still shouldn’t have been said. The fuck does it matter? Lord knows I’ve seen enough black people lump ANY middle eastern-ish looking person in with terrorists. All I can do is give them side-eye and say, “People still think we have tails! GTFO with that shit!”

I’m looking at that building right now...