Perhaps we’ll get the 2017 version of Arthur Bremer. Wallace was similar to Trumpy—except smarter and it seemed like he actually changed his views. I don’t see Trumpy doing that...ever. Also that would mean that he’d be paralyzed for the rest of his life—however long that would be.

Like Ivanka?

I’ll say he’s right, just to shut him up.

I always wonder how many women just snap after one too many catcalls and end up regretting it. Not cussing the offender out, but via violence. I did that once (due to a butt grabbing) and thankfully had enough presence of mind to target his upper thigh area instead of his eyes. My life would’ve been ruined in 1996 or…

Ah, used to.

I knew someone would put that weed-toking, burrito eating lard arm of the law in the comments!

FINALLY! A good guy with a gun!

You didn’t have to see it the first time. Just mute Twitter, turn off the TV, or blast through every article/post that even remotely looks like it’s about Griffin. It gets me through not seeing Trumpy’s damn face if I choose not to, or to linger long enough to read about what stupid shit he’s done (or hope for a…

So who are we gonna vote for? The Republican party that thinks we’re subhuman (hell, they don’t even think we’re subhuman, so...)

Shouldn’t your mother have aborted you? I think so.

We should also add the American flag, since Trumpy seems to be shitting on it on a daily (nay, hourly!) basis.

Nah, he deserves “life” in prison. With a big yuge black dude that makes him a human booster shot for the rest of his life.

What’s wrong, snowflake? You’re white, shouldn’t you be lynching darkies and rallying ‘round the Confederate and/or the American flag?

Man, I wish more women could do this for MEN TALKING SHIT TO THEM. I stabbed one dude with a hairstick when he grabbed my ass in 1993, as I was getting off a bus. Something snapped and stabbed him right in the upper thigh. The gods were with me that day, and his drunk wailing still makes me smile 20+ years later. Now,…

THAT’S what it is! I couldn’t figure out why I was seeing my next-door neighbor’s car, but in brown instead of maroon. I have an obsessive love of 1970s Cadillac products, and if I’m going to (pretend to) pay all that money, it better be a damn Fleetwood!

For the People? I seem to recall some guy named William Shatner starring in that show—or was it Robert Reed and Ed Begley, Sr.?

Heh. I need to apologize (yet again!) for pulling this shit on my parents...in 1980. I would never have a kid--they could turn out like me!

Yeah, these guys weren’t fashion-forward. They were wearing skinny suits. Cheap, terrible skinny suits. It would’ve been (almost) better if they’d been wearing Steve Harvey brand suits! (Then I could get a good laugh, instead of going “Ugggggh!”)

No, and he hasn’t visited any of the states affected by the floods, wildfires, tornados, hurricanes, etc. either. I mean, I didn’t expect him to visit California because (stupid) reasons, but damn, you’d think he’d be in the midwest because (more stupid) reasons. Then again, I don’t think I want to visit a state that…

Is anyone really that young?