No, Moronia wasn’t legal.

Shitty product, and I wasted too much of my money trying to figure out what’s good and what’s not. (Hint: It was ALL TERRIBLE.)

Young people were scary and confusing when I was young! (The time when turntables and dinosaurs roamed the earth.) Now they’re twice as scary and confusing!

That’s the first (the FIRST!) thing I noticed! Trim that shit, dude! You’ll still be terrible, but at least your nose hair will be trimmed!

Late to the party, but THAT’S YOUR MOTHER?! WOW!

Try MeTV (I think.) Perry Mason, Matlock, and Diagnosis: Murder are on in the mornings, starting around 8 (??) CST. Quincy might be in that block too, but I’ve watched far too much of it when it was first run. You haven’t lived until you see Quincy go batshit over punk rock! (Or was it devil worshipping...or drugs? I…

Hey! It is! (At least on the station in St. Louis!) Thanks!

Well, Trump and Putin were able to beat her...

I think this story made me even more lesbian, and I’m pretty goddamn non-child-wanting lesbian! The fuck is wrong with these people?! 

So, Trumpy waving the American flag and saying to immigrants (he’s married 2 of them, and that last one’s illegal) that they should get the fuck out is wrong? The fact that the American flag is being used to shit on everyone who wasn’t lucky enough to be born straight, white, male and rich, is wrong?

I’m through with all the Confederate flag bashing. Y’all ought to add the damn American flag to that pile. Smash that shit too, because it’s the goddamned same thing.

Nope! I’ve squatted and FIRMed my ass off. I will always have Hank Hill concave-ass. I just make sure I always wear shirts that cover at least half my ass, but I’d do that anyway, because SOMEHOW MEN WILL OGLE YOUR ASS EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!

Which one? The one that can’t be alone with a woman because he’ll grab her pussy (but only if she’s hot enough!) that’s a draft dodger, or the other one who can’t be alone with a woman because he thinks his dick will somehow wander over to her pussy (no matter WHO SHE IS)?

Oh, it does. But guess who’s not president! Neither Bill or Hillary, so yeah, I’mma make fun.

Goddammit, what did Hee Haw ever do to you?!

I had to think about that even as I was whipping that stick out of my hair. “If I kill this guy, I’ll miss my recital! I’ll fail my juries!” (OK, the thought of getting out of music juries was kinda tempting...) But luckily, I had enough sense (and he was drunk enough) to do nothing but howl as the riders cheered. I’m…

I don’t know. I hope it’s good though! He needs to stay alive.

Damn, I’m kinda envious. She has more ass than I do. I blame my white and NA ancestors. (And the black ones that have no ass...)

I can just see Trumpy thinking that rounding up all the undesirables wouldn’t be such a bad idea...

It is, but whenever I hear white people say, “Oh, that baby has NONE of Michael’s DNA!!!” I tend to say, “Well....I don’t know....” because of looking at both sides of my own family. Yeah, Great-Grandad on my mother’s side WAS white! Not passing, not “high yellow,” but pure white. Married the blackest woman I’ve ever…