If she wants the shit, let her take it. Seriously, she’s that insane--I say let her have all the “fun” of being a black woman (on welfare, now!) and let her run. Let that Welfare Queen enjoy the fruits of her “labor!”

I thought that too until I saw Janet Jackson’s baby. Sure, he’ll get darker, but damn. That baby’s the same color as my father was in his baby picture, and we all laughed when an aunt said he looked white at birth. A few more photos proved that, yep, he was pretty fucking pale. Not white, but damn near. Thank goodness…

Shit, I’ve got photos of ancestors that not only LOOKED WHITE, but PASSED. They were still poor as fuck, and ruined that with marrying the blackest people they could find, but they could pass with no problem. A couple of their siblings’ decendants are in the Chicago area passing with no problem. These people are…

Of course it will! Something something something something.

Do they not know how pregnancy/birthing works?! Shit, I know that, and the closest I’ve been to a woman in labor are those films they showed us in college biology (HOLY SHIT! THEY WERE TERRIBLE!!!! SOOOO MUCH BLOOD! BREECH BIRTH! C-SECTIONS! GAHHHHH!!!!)

Oh, yeah—even as a kid, I knew something was a bit “off” with Reagan. I didn’t know it was as serious as it was, though. Obviously, with Trumpy, it’s very noticeable, and was as much BEFORE HE EVEN RAN. Damn, GOP, really?! Are you willing to let Elvis shit the bed constantly as long as you can shove him out on stage?

Yes, I’m replying to an ancient post to say that yes, I wore one of these when in high school. Didn’t want to wear a pants suit, didn’t want to wear a dress or skirt, but decided SHORTS with pantyhose, blouse and blazer would be a good choice.

Wait, there have been TWO sitting presidents with degenerative brain disease?! Very interesting...

I have seen people fucking STOP on the damn highway because they wanted to change lanes. I just sped up and waited for the “POOOM!” Sure enough, dude was hit from behind. (This was before cell phones, but I guess someone had a car phone in 1994.)

I’m a terrible person (I know this and can live with it with copious amounts of vodka), but damn if I didn’t think, “IS SHE COMING BACK TO TENNIS?! DON’T HAVE KIDS UNTIL YOU RETIRE!!! ARE YOU RETIRING?! WAHHHHH!!!!”

OK, who the fuck asks that? In what world is that shit polite?!

They looked awful when they were stylish and they look awful now. The worst is seeing someone of color (basically anyone darker than a peach crayon) wearing them. Whooo! Uggggly! (It also doesn’t make your legs look longer. You were lied to!)

And then Shirley left and it was Laverne and Friends or some shit.

So now they’re the Blues?

Fuck that. They ALL need to go. If Trumpimp loves Russia so much, he should know all about the purges.

Massive alcohol consumption due to the above events, so death by alcohol poisoning.

So it tastes better than it used to? (That pink shit was AWFUL back in the day!) I’ll have to go back.

I learned my lesson (about sensitive religious issues) in 1978, when I noticed that that nice older couple in front of us at the supermarket “had tattoos just like Redd Foxx!” Thankfully my parents and the couple were able to educate me on concentration camp tattoos. (I don’t even know what I was thinking, since I’d…

I don’t know—wasn’t she pregnant when she was on Fame? I think I even noticed that, and I was a dumb kid who rarely noticed if someone was pregnant (unless their navel stuck out!)

Starred for “sansabelt pants” and “old white dudes.” The ONLY people I can recall wearing Sans-a-Belt (??) slacks ARE old white dudes. Apparently they’re still wearing the ones from the 70s or you can buy them from a catalog.