While I’ve been told of the goodness of pot by various folks, I can’t get into the smoking, and know myself too well to deal with edibles (Ooh! Brownies! NOMNOMNOMOHHHHHH....)

The Republicans somehow villainized us all. Woman? Homosexual? Liberal? Care about taking control of your own body as a woman? YOU ARE TERRIBLE (and probably not Hot!, so doubly terrible.)

Maybe if he was the Naked Cowgirl.

They can divide us because they have the upper hand. Rich, powerful white men rarely (if ever) are divided, and if they are, who cares? They’re running it!

Yes, but your husband was a sweet, good-hearted man.

I don’t know about Playboy, but Penthouse (or was it Hustler?) had GREAT short stories and articles. Let me tell you, sometimes I’d get into the stories so much that I didn’t bother with the pictures!

Well, he did grab us by the pussy, after all.

But I’m already plenty tan! Unless I can look like Iman/Beverly Johnson when they tan (not burnt), I’m out.

Nah, we can go much further than rock bottom! Trust me.

I know I’m suing Trumpy for at least $1 billion because he’s ruined my health—I’ve drunk more vodka than ever since the election, and it’s his fault!

Fight for what? Fight for women not having the right to control their own bodies? Fight against unions? Fight against (insert something else here)? The only thing Trumpussy’s going to fight is a big-ass burrito or a yuge taco salad. Isn’t he supposed to be putting Hillary in prison? Where’s the fight for that? He’s…

The fact that it’s a “he” tells me all I need to know. Unless he has a working vagina, he should shut the fuck up.

Now, replace those words with (insert minority screwed over by the US here) and see what happens.

I tweeted the same thing, at Trumpy. There’s a weird feeling about troll tweeting the goddamned PEOTUS, but hey, why not?

Also, would super-rich meals be the best thing to give to anyone, much less folks who may not have instant access to facilities? Does she not read the stories on this site (sooooo many poop stories...)?

Trump would.

I guess...but damn! There’s no way I’d want Trumpy in office, no matter if he’s not going to be doing that much--the fact that he’s STILL TWEETING (and will continue!) just makes me go...ugh.

I felt sadder at hearing this than at hearing about Carrie Fisher. Why? I just felt like something like this would happen—the first thing I wondered after hearing about Fisher’s death was “I wonder how her mother’s going to take it?”

Hey, I watched Shatner, girdle and all! Granted, these were repeats every Saturday at 12, but still!

I don’t get this either—my father and I still play the “What Kind of Name is That?” game. There’s nothing (NOTHING!) but Scottish, Irish, and British names in the family—both sides of both sides. (Even the NAs had “white” names!) Whenever I find a black Greene, Jewish Carney, or a black Jewish Foster, I shake my…