Fellow nerd!

OK. So it’s 1983 and I have to deal with Senile Reagan.

Yeah, who could’ve thought that a gazillion Republican candidates with experience couldn’t stop a bloated tomato Trumpy train?

I seem to recall underage drinking/passing out on a bar floor. I think this was slightly before the age of everyone has a camera phone, but I’m not sure. I just didn’t want to see underage young women passed out on the floor. (It didn’t help that their/her? father had a drinking problem.)

Hell, I like breasts and I’m casting a side-eye at this restaurant. The hell are those pellet-looking things? Fried okra?

There’s a market for microscopic penis pumps?

Goddamn, she looks like a mashup of a Shih Tzu, Connie Cezon, and a cheap Dollar Tree balloon. (Sorry, fellow Stooge fans and Ms. Cezon’s past, current, and future family.)

Simple--they don’t have anything to lose (if rich), and they don’t think they have anything to lose (if poor). There’s a lot to be said about voting for the white guy. If you’re a woman, he’s safety, if you’re a man, he’s like you, if you’re a minority, uh, “ol’ massa’s gonna look out for us?”

I thought Uncle Remus was the guy that was the, uh, Uncle Tom. Granted, I haven’t read Uncle Tom’s Cabin since the Carter administration, but still!

Hey, it’s Bob’s, uh, Old Boy?

Hell, it works for Republicans, so...

I know I wasted too much time on the “Little House on the Prairie” thread. Never have I thought about popcorn in that way before!

The fact that his father has made fun of a “retard” kinda nips that in the bud. If your damn father is making fun of “retards,” where do you even go with that? If my parents had made fun of “retards,” I mean, the fuck? YOU JUST DON’T DO THAT.

Yeah.

Huh. Wasn’t the whole “Wall Street Insiders” thing the reason folks didn’t want Hillary?

And there’s the problem. I’m all for “going high” when it comes to some things. But look at this election, and look at the world’s sorest winners. The goddamned PEOTUS is acting like a cracked-out orange imbecile, people give NO fucks about insulting any and everyone that doesn’t look like them, and everyone who…

Crap! I’d forgotten ALL about them! (I guess my lack of reading of the Enquirer has paid off!)

Huh. “A standard retard.”

I was looking for snark, not to be beaten over the head with how much I hate my parents because if I had to work and take care of them, I may have to deal with outside careworkers, who are ALL intent on killing said parents.

Happy Christmas!