So, Trumpussy voter?

It seems like it’s more of a “you have NO family, so good luck with the rest of your shitty life!”

Then how is this different than being 73 and having no one to take care of you? Just because you have a spouse and children doesn’t really mean much if they don’t (or can’t) take care of you. If they can’t, then it’s off to the poorly paid, pissed off caregivers!

When you bleach your hair to fit the ideal, you’re gonna lose it sooner or later. I’d say the bleach is the reason she’s balding/thinning, not female pattern baldness.

No, this is using Trumputin logic! According to Trumpy, I’m a terrible person because I’m:

But that doesn’t make sense!

I’d agree, but since I’m part of the left and tired of “going high,” I say, meh.

What fucking bubble?

I guess the ones that review terrible movies or eat crazy shit like surstromming (sp?)? But otherwise, yep! The “experiments” are like the shit I would’ve cooked up in HS to tape with the giant RCA brick camcorder we had access to, but wouldn’t because I had some goddamn sense.

You know, I am (admittedly) a terrible person. But there should be someone who can just totally National Enquirer the shit out of ALL the Trumps (since the Enquirer has its lips firmly on Trumpussy’s non-existent dick). I can’t even read it in the line anymore! I didn’t like it when they published photos of Jenna...or…

Hey, he could get the co-star of “Donald Tramp!” I can’t look up who it was (at work), but all he’d have to do is make her bleach her hair, and POOM! New! Improved! Ivanka 2.0!

I was sweating in (literally) 0 degree weather recently. I could not even with this coat. Somehow, I’m sweating just looking at it!

I can’t lie...there’s a part of me that hopes SOOOO hard that this will happen.

NOPE!

Nah, I’m fairly certain that Trumpussy has given NO fucks to whether or not whomever he decides is EVOL has children or not. Tough titty, this is life in the big city. Get used to it. Non-privileged folks live with this shit everyfuckingday. As the future FLOTUS, she should be honing her battle armor right now, and…

MORE damage?! Look AT HER!!!! The truck’s already fucked up her teeth, hair, face, brain...

I feel bad about sullying the good name of Waylon Flowers, but still! Krackyanne looks sooooo much like Madame!

Fuck that moral high ground. I’m tired of the moral high ground. We’ve tried to go high, we’ve tried (well, not me, but others!) to do the right thing and turn the other cheek, all for nothing.

D’awww! A cute kitty and a Miffy bag!

Someone mentioned how JFK could’ve been the great womanizer he was if he had so many ailments. I said he was probably like Bob Hope—slept with a lot of women, but that doesn’t mean he was good at it.