The poor ones haven’t, but they’re too busy waiting for all those sweet, sweet trickle-down dollars to find their way to them.

It took me 8 months to find a job. I know (KNOW!) it was because of the J-O-O-S!

Wait...Essmann? Even if it’s not a “Jewish” surname, it won’t take much for the dullards who make up anti-Semitic groups to say it is.

Shit. I remember my maternal grandmother thinking that there’d be a black president one day (she died during Reagan’s 1st term, 1988), and that things would get better. Even as a teenager, I’d be thinking to myself, “Yeah, Grandma...okay.” It wasn’t that I didn’t believe her, but it was more like, “You saw way worse…

Yeah, I didn’t want to be the one that pointed out that...irony? Jeez, it’d be like blaming black folks for ruining your business in Lynchburg, TN! (Home of Jerry Falwell Ministries, if I recall...)

Late to the terrible party, but your sister sounds like a -1000000000000000000000000000000000 on the Trumputin scale, so at least there’s that!

He won’t, because he doesn’t have to. I’ve never seen a man so fucking lucky in all my born days.

Well, fuck my donkey! I could’ve sworn they said Babe Ruth had a black (possibly black, anyway) mother. The fact that Ty Cobb (wasn’t he really, really racist?) beats down a handicapped man for “disparaging” his mother is kinda hilarious.

If by “in common,” you mean “stupid,” then yes, I do have something in common with the Trumputineers. Different kinds of stupid (I stupidly thought that Hillary would get enough electoral votes to win, while Trumpy’s voters think they’ll finally ‘get theirs.’) is still stupid.

‘Cause.

Me too--I never thought I was that tall (I guess for a woman, I am), but reclining seats, theatre seats (crackerbox multiplexes), and car seats have been a problem. Is everything made for people that are 5'6 at most?

OK—now, when do we start deporting all the Mexican, er, male rapists?

I don’t even care that much.

So that means we can start the revolution! Fuck these folks--let’s go for the BIG GUNS!

Meh. All this makes me want to do is start a Kickstarter entitled “White Like Me,” in which I get a series of procedures to turn myself white, and after that, male (because what’s the use of being a white woman past 35, amirite?)

Well, yes--it may as well have been us doing it, because we’ll be doing the vast majority of the suffering. The people who really need to suffer never do.

I am? Unless I’m suddenly Vladimir Putin (or a reasonable facsimilie thereof), I don’t see how I am.

Seriously, I dislike the guy so much that I’m willing to deal with the guy that’s actually running things: Putin, er, Pence. Sure, Pence is terrible, but Trumpy’s a different and dangerous kind of terrible.

That’s pretty much it. Well, not for Bernie—he’s white, but not white white. I’ve said it over and over again, but until Condoleeza Rice runs for President (she won’t, because why?) or there’s another Obama-type candidate out of “nowhere,” it’s pretty much rich, straight, non-ethnic white guys.

but being president is a stressful job and stress isn’t very good on anyone’s health, especially the elderly.