I’ll vary my answer to Dontrellethe4th: I refuse to believe the “didn’t campaign enough” answer when we have Trumputin as president elect. This motherfucker that couldn’t even debate well, yet won, is a better campaigner than Clinton?

That still doesn’t explain why Trumputin’s in the White House. If Clinton didn’t campaign enough, he did?!

It’s what we want because of that. I hate saying “If you don’t vote, don’t bitch,” because I’ve been voting and bitching for years, especially in 2008—there were VERY important local issues, but everyone was OBAMA! OBAMA! then looked stupid when half the bus lines were stopped. They knew it was a possibility. They…

How exactly did we screw up? What, Hillary didn’t campaign enough? Do y’all think that after 8 years of a black president we were going to get a woman president? (If Hillary had won in 2008, the same goes for any “other” person running). I don’t. It happened in 2000, and it’ll happen again—the dumb candidate wins…

Which proves that a majority of Americans are deaf, dumb and blind. Somehow the worse of the two unpopular options “wins.”

Thanks! I had that in my head yesterday morning while on the toilet (coincidence?)

Goddammit, if I ever hear the word “e-mail” again...

Yeah, I totally forgot about the heroin “epidemic,” mostly because I thought “The fuck have y’all been? This is NEW??!!” I remember my parents talking about seeing heroin addicts in Chicago/St. Louis at least 50 years ago. I guess when it stops being “other” people it suddenly counts. Besides, who doesn’t love the…

White people are gonna white. If they can be Trumpers and cheer for the repeal of Obamacare (while actually NEEDING IT), then they might be slightly against killing white drug users. However, I’m still pretty sure that “drug use” still equals “the blacks” in their eyes, so who knows?

Maybe I missed these phrases (due to never ever being hip), but what are they?

Welp. I guess she may be a widow fairly soon. I’d feel sorry for her, but...I’d need to care to do so.

Wait...almost?!

Nah, that’s a lie—Caucasians are the REAL white people! /s

Which makes me wonder how he got the reputation as a ladies’ man. Now, he could’ve been of the Bob Hope variety (a former lover said basically, “He wasn’t that great.”), or it could’ve been more like Wilt Chamberlain (claims outlandish number which no one but stupid people believe). More than likely, it was probably…

I’m glad someone brought up the Enquirer, because holy DAMN IS IT RIDING TRUMP’S DICK! Does he have shares of Enquirer stock? Does he actually OWN the Enquirer?

Hey, I can check that too! (Never mind I’m the same shade as Nichelle Nichols). That “one drop rule” works for Caucasian blood too, right?

Ah, so I’m not the only one who feels his voice is a cluster of microtones on top of the worst tritones ever, with a nice helping of styrofoam egg cartons being torn up, that weird, high pitched sound that comes from old TVs, AND squeaky chalk on a chalkboard.

Well, there’s always WoC! Bonus points if lesbian/bisexual/anything other than straight!

Hell, I don’t even know if I am caring enough as a WoC (and lesbian to boot!) Right now, I just feel...meh. Sorta kinda like this.

Hey, I find him hot even if I’m a lesbian of color! He’s hot! (Marlon Brando and unidentified Nazi guy upthread).