We’ve already done that (well, Trumputin has). It’s nice to look at attractive Nazis for once, instead of bloated frog “don’t want my kids going to school with j-o-o-z” Bannon.

Well, damn!

You know, I’m glad I read y’alls comments, because HOLY SHIT are the chickens coming home to roost (and in the 30 seconds since I’ve read your comments—I can’t believe I never noticed this fact.)

I don’t get it. Why the fuck does he (Obama) care sooo much about not having civil war? Look, I understand about being better, but fuck that noise. I ain’t getting better. I don’t believe in turning the other cheek. If that means you have to break out the Tricky Dick/LBJ playbook, then you do so. No one even had to…

Look, I can agree with the rigging, but you gotta give (Original) Uncle Joe a little credit with winning against Germany, which is ironic, because I was going to compare Trumputin to Stalin. Then I realized that that would be a terrible comparison.

I mean, I’d tell everyone to go fuck themselves AND say that Trumputinpussyheimerpence cheated like the cheating cheat that he is. I can multi-task!

I worked at a place (hint: it was terrible) that ALWAYS ordered JimmyJohns. The first time I was “Ooh! Free sandwich!” There’s no such thing as a free lunch. I didn’t ask for mayonnaise, but I got EVERYONE’S mayonnaise on one goddamned sandwich. I couldn’t even try to pick out the meat (questionable) or vegetables…

I will NEVER understand this. How is this comfortable? It’s not sexy. If you’re doing it because you can’t afford new clothes, fine. I get that (and these are usually suits/dressy clothes). But those leggings you bought at Walgreens on sale (I know you did, ‘cause they’re the same ugly patterns they always have on…

Wow! Ms. Cyrus and I have something in common! Well, not really--I still haven’t heard a Jay-Z song. Nor a Miley Cyrus song. I am an old, I guess...

Me, too! I LOOOOOVE opera! I’m particularly fond of Lulu, and amused myself by playing (at) the piano score in my youth.

Late to the raccoon party, but “fresh” raccoon meat can be bought in the north (if you count St. Louis County as north!) Granted, I haven’t seen any since 1984-85, but it was at some weird-ass market and my grandmother bought some. She cooked it with sweet potatoes--so I thought I’d at least be able to eat them, but…

Yes, but we don’t seem to be dealing with smart people. Democrats as a whole seem to have memories of goldfish. Either we do nothing against a man who openly cheats (thanks Obama! for not saying anything BEFORE ELECTION DAY!!!) because something something democracy something, or we wail that Hillary wasn’t a good…

I thought he pinged my gaydar! Also: I talked with ALL the gays and we don’t want him.

Sigh...

Isn’t that the way Trumpy “won” the election?

That acceptance shit’s for the birds. I’m assuming that she will NEVER have the capacity to be a better person and this is as good as she’ll get. I’m through with “acceptance,” “forgiveness,” and any other niceness. That’s how we have Trumputinpussypence as the president-elect!

Shit, I don’t know if she was that attractive before the surgery. Sure, she looked good naked....

So I can put various photos of Trumputinpussypence with various artistic “poses” on my Facebook page and stand behind my 1st amendment rights?

I remember someone asking (mentioning?) if my father would like it if my mother cut her hair really short. I think her answer contained several cuss words and the phrase “IT’S MY HAIR!”

Are we sure that wasn’t Rex Ryan’s Twitter account?