I didn’t thank them until the politicians started talking about building a new stadium while the old one (which is horrible and should’ve NEVER BEEN BUILT DOWNTOWN) was/is still being paid for. Once I heard “tax” and “new stadium” I just rolled my eyes and thought about 1987, when the stadium should’ve been built.

Man, SOMEBODY’S mother should’ve gotten an abortion!

Yeah, but...I DON’T CARE.

It probably has happened to her, in some form or another. Whatthefuckever—throw his ass in jail for the rest of what’s left of his life. It’d be nice if they could charge Camille with something for knowing what went on, but I doubt it.

According to the source, Cosby has remarked that the trial is “fixed,” adding that he stands “no chance” at winning.

He would, but he also looks stupid with the moth-eaten, what-the-fuck-is-this-even thing he has going on. Either grow it out more, get a “hair treatment system” and call it a day, or just make peace with your lumpy, misshapen head and shave it. We’ve all seen terribly-shaped shaved heads—the Bakery Shape (a head with…

Aw, shit! It DOES!

Me too—I actually want to SEE people’s faces when they realize (and they WILL) that President-Elect Pussy will fuck us all. I mean, he’s already begun, but people are still stupid, so...

You don’t. You just tell her that you’re going to laugh (LOUDLY!!!) whenever something happens to her that can be linked back to her BFP (Best Fucking President).

So, worse than this? Fuck it, since everyone’s telling secrets, let’s hear those! What can they be? Inquiring minds want to know!

I can’t, especially after President-Elect Pussy’s various claims (someone should exercise their 2nd amendment rights, Hillary should go to prison, etc.) What has “letting him talk” done, except get him elected? Sometimes, the American people are too stupid to vote. (Yes, I realize Hillary won the popular vote, but we…

They won’t.

Yeah, Obama totally (TOTALLY!!!!) fucked this up. I mean, granted, he won’t have to worry about it since he won’t be as affected as the rest of us poorz and undesirables, but still! Trumpy admits he cheated, encouraged said cheating, and is suspiciously chummy with a leader that also encouraged said cheating? Nah,…

Yet, I don’t see that many people (who count) up in arms. Trumpy was right—not only could he kill someone in public, he could say he was going to cheat to win, actually cheat to win, have a trail confirming said cheating, then suddenly say, “Nah, wasn’t me!” and yet, here we are.

That made me think of a father and son who got fed up with a daughter’s/sister’s abusive husband. After one particularly horrendous beating, the daughter goes to the father’s house. Now, the father and son do what I’d probably do, and kill the abusive husband.

Do it! Let this fuck know that this shit’s as serious as forging your name on a check. I know you wouldn’t be able to do this, but faking a tweet about students who apologize after putting their teachers through shitty things would be nice.

Nah, I’m good with commenting on this fucker’s looks. He looks like Jabba the Hutt with stubble. The fact that somehow this guy gets laid boggles my mind. Even if he has to pay for it.

Well, I guess we’re good enough to entertain, but not good enough to be people, or, you know, deserving to be considered as people.

My neighbor’s toddler did that to me when I was out in the yard. I’m raking leaves when I suddenly feel a hand on my leg—luckily, I didn’t try to smash her with the rake! “Mama!” she cried happily, to which I said, “NOOOOO, NOT MAMA!!!!!” She then toddled over to my mother and said, “Grandma!” Now did she see white…

A dollar’s 100 cents too much. Now, paying ME to watch? That would literally scare me straight.