I prefer stress drinking. Sometimes you can lose weight! (aka: the Amy Winehouse Diet)

Doesn’t matter.

Wow. The responses to this remind me of when folks (with children) sometimes say they wish they hadn’t had children. The amount of “SHOCKED, I TELL YOU! SHOCKED!” comments was interesting.

Now all I need is for someone that’s talented in Photoshop to create a mashup of the Grinch and Trumpy. There’s $5 internet dollars in it for you!

How can that make you feel bad?

Pfft!

Shit, let’s get a porn magnate on it! It worked for Bill Clinton!

I do love that this kinda limits the amount of poor people they have to keep their various machinations running. Then again, long-term thinking has never been important.

Ugh. NPR. (Insert Trumpy-related NPR reference here). The way that most of the press seems to be “Welp! He’s a loose cannon! It’s unprecedented! What are you gonna do?” isn’t even mind-boggling.

You’d be surprised how long you can live with dangerously high blood pressure! Sure, there’s the occasional vomiting and blinding headaches, but still! After a while, you’re so used to it, you’ll ask the doctors why they’re trying to admit you!

HA! I saw quite a few uber-cute babies and toddlers while waiting to vote--all I could think (in between rounds of peek-a-boo) is that they’re too young to know what’s happening, but man, their parents!

I love that. After 8 years of a half white president (society says he’s black, but dammit, his mother counts for SOMETHING!), Oosan thinks that the country’s going to vote for a socialist (like Obama!) Jew? That’s running against a “regular” white guy?

We need to find (or hell, make up) a story about his having a couple of black, Jewish children. Homosexuality is optional!

Huh. I guess those punches knocked out her memory. Interesting.

Is this bad?

BUT BERNIE!!!!

I just use the phrase “I can’t even with this.” I can’t even with this “president” who MILLIONS of dumbasses voted for (somehow!) who not only says that he’s not going to release his taxes, health records, etc., but isn’t even going to briefings*, nor anything else “presidential.” This motherfucker is on a Victory…

You are a FAR better person than I. While I loved (love!) learning and being able to teach myself, holy shit, teaching in a classroom would probably result in my firing/death/beatdown at the hands of an angry parent or student. (I say this as someone who “found new opportunities” after snapping on a counselor that…

That scarf’s about as attractive as the person it’s attached to and/or Gayle’s “statement” “necklace” from yesterday.

Normally I’d say that, but with the shit she’s said? I’m all for body shaming, face shaming, scarf shaming, ALL the shaming.