It’s as if Elaine Benes and that weird-ass dancing baby from Ally McBeal somehow shat out a red-headed, tiny-handed stepchild of a baby.

THERE WE GO! She will henceforth be named Madam KrackyAnne!

Ah, she must age in what I’ve come to call “Ted Healy Years.”

I don’t want to be “that guy,” but the guy with the patterned shirt on the left (right?) looks kinda... “ethnic.” I don’t know why he’d be giving such a salute.

Hey, we’re not even citizens (or conservative), but okay!

I don’t know...has Ivanka ever mentioned her favorite china patterns (or tried to shill said patterns) as part of her brand?

This is a question a black Jewish classmate of mine asked a chemistry teacher (from...shit, I forget what country) in Africa when I was in HS.

Shit, I guess there are “hidden jobs.”

AND they tried to kill Castro an assload of times!

I used that logic (and talent, and teaching skills!) to pick piano teachers. Both of those fuckers died 20 years before their eldest parent died!

And here I thought he was going to start combing his beard.

Well, y’all were taking up his lady time!

I guess a guy who dresses like a blind pimp would be an ass.

(Insert joke about “Black Labs Matter” here.)

AND Linda McMahon might be part of Trumpy’s cabinet!

I think that’s the problem. I love learning. However, when it comes to “self-help” “experts,” I tend to start rolling my eyes. What’s that? You want me to pay $1000 for your course that’s going to get me hired/sexy/rich/a total genius in 30 days? And you don’t have a money-back guarantee (or they do, but essentially…

I wonder what the odds are of him actually surviving his term?

“Don’t blame us! We’d have voted for Hillary!”

Every time I see Trumpy, I wish for Nixon, and I wasn’t even alive when Nixon was president! At least Nixon was a terrible drinker (not much tolerance), but Trumpy? Nah, this is ALL HIM. Can’t someone up the doses of that bathtub speed he’s on?

Sooo....brown (or at least tan) man is a Trumper...