I hope he fails in a yuge way!

Remember, as long as it’s the “others,” it’s fine! Y’all “others” that voted for Trumpy? I’m not even going to pretend to understand what you were thinking, because, just NO.

I won’t, but it won’t be because of fear—it’ll be because I’ll be on the “other” registries!

You may think the article says nothing, but when you hear the things that are actually coming out of Trump’s mouth, then what? Is that promoting fear, or is he just “being Trumpy,” because I don’t see much of a difference between campaign Trumpy and president elect Trumpy, except that he’s not putting Hillary in…

I don’t want to call those people crazy or stupid, but that’s pretty damn stupid. It’s like poor people voting for a guy who says he can turn back time and isn’t for “right to work” and against unions. (And uses illegal immigrants, and won’t let said illegal immigrants and other people who work for him join unions...)

I’ve waited 2 weeks to jump back into the Concourse/Deadspin/Jezebel/Slot fun, because...well, just look!

What is it? 1/32nd of a second of spray? Whatever. Do they still say you can “Fry with Pam?” ‘Cause it didn’t work. That was a sad, sad chicken....

Meh. It depends--sometimes they use what I call “Church’s Chicken,” the yugest, fattest, greasiest (not in a good way!) chicken ever. I like juicy fried chicken, but damn! I’m not fond of the uberchicken (bigger isn’t always better) the supermarkets sell (especially drumsticks!)

Well, yes, but I’d love to be able to just get fried chicken instead of a “plate” of whatever. Just give me the damn chicken! No, I don’t want bread! No, no greens! Oh, and fuck that “cornbread!” I came for the chicken! Maybe places don’t do that any more—the last time I was in a soul food restaurant, Reagan had just…

I don’t even bother—a bag of cracklins (mmmm...fried salty fat.....) is usually 3 (or more!) servings. Pretty much anything cereal wise is less than a cup, unless it’s that shitty Puffed Wheat/Rice I remember eating back in the 80s (no, not the sweetened kind!), and who wants to eat a cup and a half of that shit…

The fuck? What, the neighborhood’s filled with whoever that guy is in Monopoly?

Despite the argument of the various hospital staff (no reason to stop talking about the best fried chicken while someone hocks up bloody sputum!) Popeye’s is the best--it’s consistently good (while that Chinese place on the sketchy side of town is only good on the 3rd Tuesday of August in years that end in 6). Even…

Yes. However, you gotta admit that “Jews aren’t people!” wouldn’t be one of the issues/articles on this site or on CNN.

Is there a term for tiny, tiny, TINY tents?

You say this as if it’s a bad thing!

Goddammit! I just thought about Nixon’s comment while in the bathroom (how fitting!) because I was kinda (KINDA!) wishing for Tricky Dick instead of Stumpy Trump. I mean, at least Nixon drank! What does Trumpy do? Get weak-ass phentermine that even I can get hold of via a network of nefarious websites and…

I’m replying to my own damn post because the whirring I hear is the sound of my piano teachers in their graves while also yelling “IT’S HORWITZ!!!!!”

You should see this week’s headlines!

OOH! That’d mean I’d get to watch an impeachment hearing in real time that actually meant something! No, I do not feel that being a whore and cheating on your wife and lying about it needs to be an impeachible offense. Trumpy wouldn’t pull a Nixon and pretty much shut up, either. Whee!

Yeah, I wonder how much $$$ Sarandon’s donating to the revolution? Maybe I should ask her on Twitter!