I’ve decided that I can’t even bother getting upset with Trumpy. All it’ll do is cause my heart failure to worsen. What needs to happen is for Trumpy’s heart to worsen. Look at the guy! (Yes, I know that Pence is worse, but hey, he could be hit by a falling piano!)

Meh. I got nothing better to do (and a lackluster salad for lunch). I say we shop for party fixins!

Yeah. Sanders (need I mention that Trumpy doesn’t think he’s human, ‘cause reasons?) would’ve won. A man that the other side said was giving our country away because of free education, healthcare and something else (according to Facebook Experts).

Nah, it doesn’t. I watch Bait Car almost every damn morning (go ahead and judge me!) and the fact that some of the people actually know there’s a bait car in the area, have seen the show, or something else, yet STILL STEAL THE CAR (with the threat of getting shot and killed if it’s not a bait car) makes me shake my…

Someone wants their pussy grabbed!

I wish he would! I may not have liked (or thought much about) Ike before, but reading about him (and knowing that MLK, Sr. was stumping for him) makes ya think. Sure, he had Nixon as a VP, but I don’t think Tricky Dick was his choice.

Shit, if it was me (and I were Al Gore), we wouldn’t have had a president since 2000. I’m not conceding anything. EVER!

Look, I can understand being blind to what’s in the mirror In my mirror, I have a toned stomach. In an actual mirror, not so much! But I’m also not delusional enough to wear clothes that would show off the flab/skinnyfat physique. If I (with my limited $$$) can find stuff to do this, a billionaire can’t find a tailor,…

Dude has skin like the soles of my feet when I forget to use my knock-off Wal-Mart Pedi-whatever to buff the skin off so I won’t have to by stockings on a daily basis. I cannot wait to see how 74-year-old Trumpy looks after making America great again! He’s gonna have the body of an Adonis! (You know, because he’s…

I’m not even rich, and these folks have got me poppin’ the corn! (No, not in the Television Without Pity “Little House on the Prairie” thread way, either!) It’s mostly a game of “We got the president we deserve. Let’s see what he does to bring all those jobs back!” (If it’s not inventing a hot tub time machine, we’re…

I thought that conservatives were the humorless ones (also: lesbians). I’ll be damned! I learned something today!

Yeah, when you start talking “equal,” it’s time to stop. We may claim to be the land of something something equality and freedom, but when it comes to politics, it’s ME! FIRST! MEMEMEMEME!!!!!!

Shit, I said it, and I’m fucking female, black, AND lesbian (also one of the poors!) Getting back to Dixiecrats could be a way to get some of those Trumpette votes.

Sooo....losing weight (or at least getting it sucked out of your face via “Lifestyle Lift”) isn’t an option? Dude’s a billionaire and his wife’s a plastic surgery Horowitz (virtuoso). HE SHOULD KNOW THIS!

Evita doesn’t count! Now, Lulu, or something crazy? That’s opera!

Nah, Goebbels was a way better PR guy. I mean, I didn’t understand everything he put out, but that stuff about eating babies? Dead on! Trumpy wishes he had a team as good as Hitler’s!

I could swear that’s what Republicans say, all while getting welfare for themselves, having their wives/mistresses/daughters, etc. obtain abortions, and doing all of the shit they claim the poors (i.e. darkies) are doing to bankrupt America. And there’s NO bigger fraud than the Golden Trump. To paraphrase the great…

He doesn’t have to try. Remember Bush I and his “Read my lips”? Trump doesn’t have to try to do jack shit for the poors that voted for him. He’s in, and that’s enough. If they don’t get the jobs that he somehow is going to magically rain upon them, well, that’s just their fault.

In this election, that should’ve been enough. If inspiration is the goal, go to church. We have to stop looking for the “perfect” candidate and start thinking about what can be lost if it goes the wrong way. But since no one was inspired by the “boring” woman that didn’t seem to open her arms to the Bernie crowd, or…

I’ll never get this “inspiration.” This ain’t fucking church. You know what inspired me? It wasn’t the fact that I was voting with my pussy (or vagina, to put in Susan Sarandon-ish terms). It was “Hey, who sees me as a human being, rather than a pussy surrounded by the rest of me? It’s Hillary!” Did she make me want…