or, just let people live their lives and love each other. you aren’t part of the equation, and neither are your feelings.

There's a NEW Mexico? Good lord, we just finished building a wall around the first one 

Just wanted to make sure you saw my last comment you idiot.

Holy shit...I’m stunned at how many Deadspin readers are in the pocket of BIG ALIEN! 

Samer and the Deadspins is the lamest band name ever.

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Also, where do e-scooters fall? Because those fuckers are the bane of my existence these days.

Dude, you’re just slowly crushing your balls on a narrow sliver of plastic, pipe down.

As a cyclist/bike commuter, I can safely say “its funny cuz it’s true”.

I understand, uh, some of this but 100% cosign.

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

You’re over complicating things. As a Toronto sports fan I can 100% guarantee any Raptors’ wins are only to give us false hope to set up losing in the most crushing way possible. My simple prediction:
- Raps win both games in Oakland, by a combined 50, and every Warriors starter is injured in some fashion. Kawhi is…

The math would lay out that in Game 3 Toronto will be up by 15 at the half, Curry will come out and put up 17 straight threes in 10 minutes, then his right foot will fall off and the Warriors will lose by 4. In game 4 Curry comes back with a wheel where his right foot was and puts up a triple double, before Andre…

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Johnson said. “I don’t have no reason to talk about that. I don’t even talk about the Lions.”

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

*with the exception of Francis Drake, who I am moderately well-informed about.

Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

A Quiet Place 2: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close