Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.

Danny and Jon both run to the Throne and try to sit on it at the same time.  The both fall off and end up sitting the floor.  Danny smiles, says “Oh, you...”, Jon shrugs and smiles, then the theme from Growing Pains plays.  Fin.

Splash Mountain Unsuccessfully Tries Making Help Defensive Play Without Contact Or Unnecessary Foul In Playoff Game, Remains On Feet, But Fuck Him For Trying, Laugh Cry Emoji, Puke Emoji, Fire Emoji, Fire Emoji, Strong Arm Emoji, Statue Of Liberty Emoji, Bomb Emoji, Floppy Disk Emoji, Double Arrow With The Word “ON!”…

“Mohammed, there goes that Ramadan!”

Man what a happy ending! Timing is everything.

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

He flinched, he has to marry his mom.

On the one hand, I probably store and publish a higher volume of my hate mail than anyone. And on the other hand, I suck extremely hard and am a pile of shit.

Who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

Getting away from the Orioles can do a lot for a man’s disposition. 

The only way I heard this headline in my head...

447 is probably an estimate based on the exit velocity, launch angle, landing location, and spin on the ball which statcast can capture. They would include wind as well but it was indoors.

I propose that if your home run makes contact with a structure that’s absurdly high off the ground, it should count for two.

I once whipped my uncle’s ass at Tekken 3 in front of all of my cousins. Like a week later, his son starts acting up at school and at home. I don’t think it was a coincidence: his kids lost all respect for him.

Pope Thrower would have been such a better name for ‘Christ Air’ in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

True Detective season 4 casting prediction: Michael Keaton

Look, it’s fine to laugh at the artistic execution here, but we can all agree that if you’re going to get a tattoo of dice, a sum total of 4 is definitely the number you want to go with.  It just says “winning.”

Don’t you hate it when you do a racism and then people are mean to you and you have to file a lawsuit due to the emotional stress brought on by the fallout of the racism you did? Sucks, man.