Came specifically to say the lack of Hi Chew is a serious oversight

ctrl + f Simcha Felder not found... Whaaa?

This supersedes just the name pronunciation, it’s one of the more apt descriptions I’ve heard of his speaking style. The combination of his cadence and bullshittery is dead on.

Chris Davis chooses NBA

Excited to read your dead letter!

I dated a girl whose entire family wouldn’t drink water until they completely finished their meal. They told me it was a cultural belief that not drinking water during a meal gave them more space to eat more. I think they all kind of knew that was not true but they still did it anyways. Also they had no issue with…

Burneko is angling for the most dead letters in the next post and I’m here for it.

I starred this even though it’s like looking into a mirror of my future.  I gotta get my shit together.

Seems like this also brings to a close the mystery over which mysterious somebody that basement belongs to.

But also it’s ok when the president uses profanity, but that’s only because we already know he has the biggest words.

Please update the 2018 poise power rankings, my starting QB showed more poise than yours last week but you still have him ranked lower!!!

I’m most excited to read the angry letter from the privileged white lady who’s main defense is she’s not a “rich white dude”. My money is on it being sent from a samsung galaxy s9.

Even though there was no other way it was happening, Simcha Felder winning was the most disappointing to me.

Aren’t they both birds? Asking for a friend

“Are you ready for some rules” is an overlooked gem of this article

There are at least 3 players on England that have haircuts which makes them look like cast-offs from the Jersey Shore.

Damn, talk about DEADSPIN.

Unfortunate that there’s no way to browse the internet without reading this article. Take your garbage takes back to 4chan

The hottest part of that take was claiming it was a hot take

People have even made videos, there goes my Thursday