Strange that my favorite fruit candy, Hi-Chew, is nowhere on the list.

From Wonderteen to WonderIfHe’llGetInTheGame

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

Floyd’s Owner: I-I-I never thought I’d survive. I totally screwed the pooch here.

apples and mandarins

Who’s forcing you to read these tweets?

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

If any country was going to have a twin-scored goal...

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

I have actually played basketball with Andrew Yang. Prior to his run he served as head of the fellowship he founded, my class was his last as an active participant, and during our summer training camp we coaxed him out onto the court (with significantly more reluctance than we are seeing now that he can score literal…

Hell yeah, baby! Debate night! Stoked to not watch this, catch a few highlights on Twitter, and have it make absolutely no difference as to which candidate I support (to the extent I support any of them).

Same but:

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

when in doubt point your finger in the air and hop a couple of times

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.