This is my problem with some of the people labeling themselves MRAs. Instead of going on the anti-feminist route, why don’t they talk about legitimate issues that affect men, including:

Well, considering I decide who I go on dates with, not my parents, I have my own bank account to pay my own bills, and I’m allowed to choose whether or not I get married, PRETTY FUCKING WELL!

The men who do that are part of the feminist movement, which was formed precisely to talk about and try to fix exactly those issues.

“Hey ladies, [Fuck off]
You are not getting any dates? [Getting plenty, thanks weirdly formally worded poster.] Can’t afford the high condo fees on your own? [I’ve been paying my own bills for over a decade, actually.] You are 30 and still not married? [Why yes, I’m OVER 30 and still not married, and happy as a fucking…

I am not a praying person, but holy shit am I hoping with every fibre of my being that the creepbag is ousted. It would be a travesty if he isn’t.

On the bright side, I really do think most people know better and will NOT being voting Harper back in.

ORANGE CRUSH MOFUCKAS. NDP NDP NDP

Any Canadians still wondering how to vote next month should recall that the Harper Government has not only got ride of the long-gun registry, but made it easier to get high-powered and semi-automatic weapons, and to transport handguns, among other things.

Garden State made me feel bad about Garden State.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

So gay marriage IS destroying the sacredness of opposite genitals marriage!

She cares for you so much she can’t wait for your nation to be obliterated in the Apocalypse so she and her family can get into heaven. Aren’t you glad your fate is so important to her?

She is comparing herself this way not because she thinks her situation is as serious as that of a Jew in nazi Germany, but because she doesn't think Jews had it that bad in Nazi Germany. I've made a similar comment before, and I'm more convinced of it than ever.

I once worked for a company that hired a “safety expert” for a seminar on practical tips for personal safety. The speaker was a big, bellowing, southern ex-cop, and in a patronizing “listen up, ladies!” tone told us the following:

considering that rape is about power and not sex, why the fuck are people still going on about how a woman is dressed? There are cases where 80 year old grandmothers are raped and, no offense meant to 80 year old grandmas, I don’t think some 21 year old guy is turned on by fuzzy slippers and a flannel robe.

When are people going to understand that what you do doesn’t matter? Yeah, some behaviors might put you at risk, yeah hanging out with rape fanatic bikers wasn’t smart. But girls have dressed perfectly decent and have been sober and AT HOME, and have still been raped. If we rationalize our rapes and come up with an…

Yeah, if Chrissie Hynde wanted to say something awful about rape and walk away with everyone’s tacit approval, she should have put on a funny Hawaiian shirt and done it hippity hop style.

So cute. Like a communal burka.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Canadian terrorists are actually really polite, so if you build a wall they’re just going to leave quietly and reconsider their actions while sucking on snow covered in maple syrup.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.