Umm why are you even commenting on here when you should be making babies.

There’s a war on tacos? Why is there a war on tacos? Who isn’t pro-taco?

Parents are stupid. There is no way in hell a kid is eating goddamn falafel in a school lunchroom. He’s throwing that away and using the $5 he stole out of your purse to buy french fries and Little Debbie snack cakes.

I love sports. I really do. But I am sick to death of entitled, aggressive athletes. As a woman who loves sports, the culture makes me rage-y. I just want to enjoy some sports action where the participants aren’t raping, beating, and murdering people.

As long as those women aren’t first nations. #Trolling

“Thou shalt not have any other Gods but me except that white kid from Detroit because he knows his shit.” must not have fit on stone tablet.

Yeah, I mean, has our historically matriarchal society EVER taken men’s feelings into account? It’s not like they hold almost all political positions or make more money or are over-represented in the media. Jeez.

The only Christians in this country who I genuinely think can claim persecution are black congregations whose churches keep going up in flames.

Yesterday, Ellen Page confronted Republican candidate Ted Cruz at the Iowa State Fair

First, the lawsuit ... a guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes him $26,400 for transportation services he performed for Lindsay ...

Parents using their kids’ lives as a substitute for clever conversation - without regard to your feelings - are the worst.

How soon is too soon to ask BAG out? I mean, I guess I have to wait until the divorce is final or whatever but do you think I can send him a Save the Date card along with a nice bowl of fruit or something?

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

I still miss the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

And as the cool autumn winds started picking up speed, Billy Ray walked silently up behind her and put his hand on her shoulder, “Anything to harvest this year Miley?”

For some people just being a woman indicates consent, as if rape doesn’t exist since all women are all the time giving consent to anything.