Can’t wait for the day they make a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that plays him inevitably wins an Oscar.

So one of the commenters on SBTB said the following statement and it so perfectly summed up what I was trying to say in my longer post I have to quote it here:

Oh good! I’m going to brush off my old manuscript, The Genocidal Hutu Millionaire’s Virgin Tutsi Secretary....

My grand parents were Holocaust survivors. My grandmother was in Auschwitz. Not only that, she was a blonde haired, blue eyed teenager from Budapest who could have left her family, renounced her faith and hidden but she didn’t. The fact that someone would romanticise her struggles and the genocide of 6 million people…

I really hate the phrase “Jewess”.

I feel so sorry for them.

Fair point. The only places you hear about violence like this in America is in schools, churches, movie theatres, fast food restaurants, street corners, office buildings, quilting circles, swap meets and outside/inside police stations.

Can we submit Ice and Coco for president as the anti-Trump candidate? I want them to run for president of the universe.

I love Warren Buffett. He’s proof you can be a billionaire and not be an amoral, right-wing asshole.

I’ve been wondering who the unfamiliar old man in the doctor’s office was that day. Thanks for clearing that up!

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

But, no public outcry re: endemic violence on women? Lone white males who shoot up public spaces every couple days? White male serial killers? No? Still big scary black men are the problem? Oh, and sassy black women. And slutty women in general. Legal abortion, that’s our problem.

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.

I demand all women wear robes at all times, so that they may be disrobed at appropriate occasions. And bathrobes won't do. None of that pedestrian stuff. Papal or nothing.

Tomato paste, garlic, pepper, salt, quaaludes, onion, vinegar....

Shrill? Fuck that word. Never applied to men.

FUND BETTER MORE ACCESSIBLE 24 HOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION INSTEAD OF DUMB SEXIST CAMPAIGNS YOU IDIOTS

Why is this headline not “19 Kids and Cancelled”? Missed opportunities!

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Jesus: “You just need to be kind and loving to ask mankind, give up your possessions as they get in the way of loving everyone, and believe in me. You get into heaven no problem that way.”