Dad Bod expectations:

I 100% agree. Men should definitely have the ability to veto abortions, and it should happen as soon as they have the ability to get pregnant.

Interesting. When I read this I thought Malia because my older sister was a straight raging bitch sometimes in high school. She would be screaming at us to shut up because she has a headache and then a second later the phone would ring and she would pick it up and chirp, “Hello!” My dad used to say he felt bad for…

okay i’m admittedly biased here (we all know my love for chris evans runs really deep), but i feel like the outrage for the whole thing is disproportionate. Yes, it was a dumb-ass thing to say. It was a juvenile answer to a fucking dumb-ass question. i mean really. what is even a real answer to that question?

Great! I just hope if someone hacks her amazon beauty orders no one here would be so fucking horrible as to post it and pretend it was a positive thing!

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

Somehow, I feel that someone selling it is worse than someone wearing it. I can’t explain why.

It is against gods natural law for a man to sit next to a woman! Please let me sit in this aluminum tube flying 5 miles up in the air at 500mph in peace!!

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

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Actual Jesus was not Canadian.

Netflix runs a show featuring not one heterosexual cis white male lead? Pick it apart, it had a few uncomfortable moments!

And I wouldn't want to give them any tourism/money until the government gets its shit together on this.

Render unto Caesar, motherfuckers.

Perhaps Margaret is right — piracy is our only option.

Well, I'm convinced. If a publisher says the author's excited to have a book come out, then clearly that's the case. No reason to be dishonest there, not at all.

thats where show will pick it up ....

I guess I should have qualified that with "this past hour".

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

Or just let another woman feel however the fuck she wants to about her body without deciding she's right or wrong.