Is it fashionable to hate on Blake Lively right now? My ex made me watch gossip girl with her all the time and I basically fell in love with her. STOP BEING MEAN TO MY WOMAN.

Here's an idea: let's stop idolizing and venerating athletes. Yeah, it's real swell they can run around with a ball and whatnot but instead of telling our kids these people are "role models" and decorating their rooms with sports logos and shit, maybe we should stop giving money to these professional sports…

NFL doesn't give a shit about men or women. It only cares about money. Just look at how it treats its former players.

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

Right! It's like having a black president eliminated racism... oh wait...

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be very happy to hear about this...

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That is all.

You're not alone— salons that serve other-colored chicks are ALSO plastered with overpriced-straightening-treatment signs that clearly aim to brainwash us all into thinking that you must have straight hair or you are an unfuckable Gorgon. And yes, there are sad frizzy "before" photos right next to the better-lit,…

Weird Al is not the Beyonce we deserve, but the Beyonce we need.

Oh, I've tried it, and it's awesome. As a woman working in the male dominated field of real estate development and construction, IDGAF either becomes your mantra, or you don't make it.

That's for mansplaining what we should wear to impress the mens. We care a lot about what makes your boner sad.

Why is this so damn difficult?!

What is also funny is they are also going to have to tell their male employees who have wives and daughters on their plan. Male employees who may not want to have anymore daughters and is definitely not ready for grand-daughters.

If I found myself working for one of those companies, I'd leave boxes of Plan B and spermicide and shit all around the workplace, like candy.

Putting a band-aid on the issue of women's safety: $129

Keeping the masses fearful is big business, dontcha know.

I get that. "I like cute kids; I like cute dudes. There's so much of that here, I'll like this."