Maybe you should explain that to all the internet MRA groups, because that's how the majority seem to act.

For real though. "What law did I break?" "The law that says you can't break laws."

Eh, I'd say it really depends. It IS a small world, after all...

Isn't that just the spot where Suarez had a bite?

"My daughter is going to be equipped with BJJ lessons, adamantium bones, and will be nourished with protein powder and HGH."

I spent some time looking at The Red Pill last night, and my god, is it scary. That exact sentiment came up over and over again. These people cannot grasp that, a) women are humans, too, capable of making our own decisions; and b) even if she said yes, this is what would happen the first time she says no.

"Shit like this is why women would rather make up an elaborate lie involving a fake phone number or a fake husband who knows karate than simply tell a man "no."

The second story reminds me of a picture my mom has on her office door. It's a billboard advertising a car that says, "If this car was a lady she'd get her bottom pinched." Underneath, someone scrawled, "If this lady was a car she'd run you down."

Admit it, Happy makes you want to kill someone at this point, right?

It's in the Western Civilization Great Big Book Of Songs, right after my own entry "Vice Principle Hahn Is A NAzi".

Jack Bauer should take this dude out.

Macklin, you son of a bitch.

It's just a typo. One is about Navajo and one is about a Navaho

Nonononononono! Exploitable image Mitt Romney had it right, they should just buy more money.

Yes, just like those starving poors should eat their babies!

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

The "Irish home for unwed mothers" was a Catholic home for unwed mothers. Three paragraphs in until you mention this was "Church-run" home and only one mention on Catholic in reference to the fact that the fuckers didn't even give these kids what the fucking Church owed them?

A smaller secondary point to the one you raised: I also found this really reductive and insulting to men who are married, have children and are not abusive monsters. The implication that the only reason they're caring and loving spouses and fathers is because of a government contract is pretty gross.