Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Lotion.

She would give me hives, but I was vaccinated against bullshit as a child....

arguing that the ads have been mostly "well received."

Or even if they said they felt like dudes, why was the first reaction, "Let's make a hairy man crossdress and then laugh at him because he's fat and ugly and not dainty and hairless like real women"?!! There are like a million ways to interpret that sentence, and they picked one of the worst.

One thing I hate about all of Dove's Real Beauty campaigns is that they're focusing on what I think is the wrong problem. The fact that women don't find themselves beautiful is problematic only because beauty is seen as the only important thing a woman can be. There are tons of unattractive guys out there and while…

Yeah, but that dudeness is going to earn me 30 cents more per dollar.

I wish I could have paid for everyone's dresses, but I think we had a pretty good compromise. I had my girls each pick out their own dresses. Everyone has their own taste in clothes, their own budget, their own sexy body. So I gave my ladies a stack of paint swatches and let them go crazy picking out their own…

Is your sister a cat?

As a Christian (although that in no way makes me an expert on anything), I want to state that I feel it is actually very important that the headline and article mentions the school being a Christian school. No, it isn't an unfair attempt to single out Christians as all being hypocritical but it is pointing out this…

I worked in a deli in Beverly Hills for awhile (read: self-important, self-centered, selfish people ate there for lunch a lot). One day a dude came in and ordered some kinda bagel sandwich with X bagel. Turned out we didn't have X bagel; we'd run out (which was common after the morning rush). He was mad and amended…

He hit on a girl. She turned him down. He shut up. She posted it to Instagram to shame him.

This isn't my story, because I'm a pussy and don't know how to get revenge. My brother, on the other hand...

I helped him pay off his credit cards and the majority of the money in the joint account was mine. So when I said I was being generous, I wasn't kidding. No issue there.

There was this girl that started dating one of my husband's friends and I had to hang out with her all the time for this reason. I had really bad acne and whenever I would complain about the pain I felt on my face because of my fucking face tumors, she would touch her face and tell me that her skin was beautiful…

This was in college. At the time, I was dating this nice girl from the second floor. She was friends with my roomie and the guys on my floor. Anyway, it didn't work out, we broke up, no big deal. About a week later, I get a knock on my door. I open it to find a teddy bear, some shaving cream, a razor, and a note…

When I was 11, I went to a weekend Girl Scout camp where I shared a tent with 3 other "friends" from school. I was always a target and never quite fit in, so it didn't actually surprise me when I woke up the second morning to hear the other girls talking shit about me. "God, she's so weird, she's so stupid, her hair…

Hang on, I just gotta notify my boss that I won't be working the rest of the day because I'll be too busy refreshing this thread.

So many lulz.

Not funny.