Fuck - none
Marry - none
Kill - all

In my house we call Dog Heaven "The Great Off-Leash Park in the Sky."

15 year old boy model's kids' clothes. 15 year old girls model women's clothes. This encapsulates a lot of things that are more than a bit wrong with society.

That is just... just ...no.

I HATE pranks - always have - and I'm sitting back in my chair and thoroughly enjoying watching all the idiots in my social media feeds make fools of themselves. Maybe THAT'S why it's called April Fools Day. I know one dude (who I particularly don't like) who could lose his job for the stupid prank he tried to pull,…

15. You are allowed to throw, scott free, exactly one punch in the face to the friend or relative that states one of the following, 'Why don't you just elope?', 'I can't believe you are paying X for Y!?!?' or 'Oh that wasn't important for OUR wedding.' Choose wisely.

My husband left a job being a GM of a shitty little Massachusetts-based "family restaurant" to take a $15k pay cut because he was tired of having to work from 6am-1am 4 days a week. (and "only" 12 hour shifts 2-3 other days a week.) He started looking for a new job the day after my mom's surprise 50th birthday party,…

CKE paid Andy Pudzer $4,485,055 in 2012. That's a shitload of sense of accomplishment.

That's because it is boring.

That means he found it boring.

When those lawsuits finally hit the NCAA, which school's fans will blame the players the most and bitch the loudest?

He just admitted to cheating in college by doing MORE academic work than necessary. My level of respect for him just went up.

It's cool. He couldn't see your respect anyway, what with it being all the way up on that horse.

Mr. Kluwe begs you to reconsider. Begs.

This is one of those super fun Women Can't Win things. If we weren't spending money on movies, dudes be all like "Well, why should the industry cater to women if you're not their main market?" If are spending the money and speaking as consumers, dudes be like "Yeah, well if you don't like it, why are you supporting…

Even worse, humans fork over 100% of the cash... and yet are represented in many fewer films than in 1998. Let's rally to stop the oppressive animation juggernaut!

But if you don't look both ways before crossing the street, and I hit you with my car, IT IS STILL MY FAULT. Whether or not it could have been avoided by you taking other precautions is more or less irrelevant since I HIT YOU WITH MY CAR.

Try living in Florida

I don't understand why it's necessary for anyone to integrate their religion with the education of their children. Just like I had classmates all my life who went to extracurricular courses on Saturdays (for Mandarin, for Hebrew, etc), I think that if parents need someone else to teach their children about religion,…

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."