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the suspect allegedly exposed himself

Let the boy drive the car, you cowards.

This should have been published on The Takeout

Yeah but can he do it with a javelin sticking out of him?  

The erection you had writing this must have been mastiff. 

Hertz: I know what I have.

Has anyone ever pointed out that sometimes, the same people that work on forces are also the same ones that burn crosses?

The city is great, but most of the racist fans live in the suburbs. Just like Boston, Philly, Atlanta, and Minneapolis.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit. 

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I used to believe in Karma, but then Richard Rawlings crashed and was uninjured.

Hey, even former FBI directors and chinless First Boys have awkward run-ins from time to time!! Such is the case

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

wow sounds like america is salty that russia did some sick maneuvers in front of our lame ass plane

I don’t care for that look, but my girlfriend loves it!