I am actually still waiting on the fully funded kickstarter for Barkley: Shut up and Jam 2 The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa

Ohtani should be a monumentally bigger sports story than he currently is.

I’m from Kansas City and except for the 2014-15 glitch in the matrix that the Royals fell through, I literally NEVER have a rooting interest in any team playing for a championship. I still watch because sportsball. I’ll do the same with the World Cup this summer and that’s fine. I’ve been conditioned to accept my…

If you are trying to select a song that is not catchy as hell and completely awesome, I’m not sure you succeeded.

This is the best comment.

I thought “fuck your feelings” was the right’s thing?

The NCAA has historically used sanctions on rules violations. But what happens when sanctions no longer work? What about 9/11? It’s time for our military to take strong action...

I agree and that’s why I’m going to enjoy this for as long as it lasts. I fully expect an injury at some point will force the team to make him a hitter or a pitcher (and I think he’d be very good at either). That will be an understandable but very sad moment. So I’m having as much fun as possible watching him now.

Seek help.

Fun fact: The Creation Museum (i.e. “Jesus Rode A Dinosaur... No Really”) is in Northern Kentucky. Seems relevant here.

“I am entitled to say anything and if there are consequences, that is a violation of my freedom.”

Behemoth Jesus

He’s making me feel okay with Mayweather kicking his ass and that’s a hell of an accomplishment.

This. His drop last summer was attributed to people being repulsed by his Charlottesville response. It wasn’t! Conservatives were just disappointed that he didn’t take away healthcare from impoverished children.

I agree with the sentiment, but Rahm is not the horse you wanna put your cart behind.

You still got the Leafs...

Side note- sorta seems like Montreal might be a baseball market (especially when a predatory owner and antiquated stadium are removed from the equation).

Very high bar!

I’m not having difficulty imagining a scenario where Andrew Luck “might benefit from a change of scenery” in a year. The “let’s be awful and bring in a savior who will solve everything with magic” model will hopefully fall out of vogue soon. 

There’s not much of an upside to seeing McDavid toil on a bad team, but I do hope this causes a few GM’s to pump the brakes on future “suck for Luck” adventures.