the-snark-knight
The_Snark_Knight
the-snark-knight
Mar 4 2020
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I agree sentiment is changing. Until the electoral system follows, sentiment will be irrelevant. The GOP will only have to do just enough suppression in just the right places to continue winning presidential elections despite losing the popular vote by millions. Those Republican presidents will populate the judicial Read more

Mar 4 2020
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The consensus of the country has been fixed for decades now. Reproductive rights, marriage rights, etc. A strong majority has decided on these issues. Read more

Jan 31 2020
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I have no good answers on this... but this woman basically seems to be a troll. She’s fucking awful and the sentiment she gives voice to makes her fully deserving of the “award.” My issue is that mocking these people gives visibility. Visibility means their bullshit gets traction with more people likely to do Read more

Dec 16 2019
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Should have probably noted that this is a quote from John Guare’s “Six Degrees of Separation” (which I consider the definitive literary commentary Cats).

Dec 16 2019
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I have no illusions about the merits of Cats, but the world has been too heavy with the right-to-lifers protect the unborn, constitutional amendments, when does life begin? Or the converse - the end of life, the right to die. Why is life, at this point in time, so focused upon the very beginning of life and the very Read more

Nov 25 2019
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The butthole has no special powers against the sun’s UV rays. This is a very bad idea medically and is potentially quite painful.

Nov 18 2019
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There used to be this website called “Deadspin” (it was pretty good!) that did what I still consider to be the definitive take-down of Whitlock. It was biting and they had ALL the receipts: Read more

Nov 18 2019
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The terrible irony is that the risk to life and limb the NFL poses makes a strong union more of necessity than any of the other sports.

Oct 29 2019
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This critique is aces. Simon was always the master of show don’t tell. But having that final scene in Sanitized and Soulless Times Square with Very Important Ghosts imparting meaning and importance to everything that has happened... it was as subtle as a fucking hemorrhoid.

Oct 14 2019
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Ronan Farrow has position, power, money, fame, and resources... and he still BARELY got the news of a verifiable monster out to the public.  It’s chilling to consider how many Weinsteins are out there who are not being chased by a journalist in a position to catch them.

Oct 11 2019
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The petulance of this makes me wonder if Deadspin should rethink its stance on the Cardinals having the most insufferable fanbase in sports.

Oct 10 2019
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I guess the Good Place is done filming its final season... but Minshew visiting Jason to give some sort of Caine in Kung Fu lecture on finding himself would be a high quality cameo.

Oct 9 2019
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I don’t know what I hate more... the cloying tears and apology tours of evil doers of the past or the “I REALLY DON’T CARE DO U” that seems to work so well today.

Oct 7 2019
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The super wealthy in particular aren’t concerned with politics.  They’re concerned with interests.

Oct 7 2019
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MAGA jorts territory and mainland China have a more symbiotic relationship than it would appear, tbh.

Oct 3 2019
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When the Patriots had Brown, the Chiefs were quite possibly willing to greatly overpay out of fear of him wrecking a shoddy secondary in another AFC championship game loss. With AB returning to the world from whence he came, there’s less urgency to give up two #1's (and more than that, reportedly).

Sep 26 2019
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I feel like this ends with a “press” conference at Holiday Inn breakfast bar (maybe La Quinta?) where someone’s fly is down.

Sep 25 2019
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Visit any not-yet-banned incel sub on reddit and get back to me about the non-violent, live and let live aspects the incel community.