There’s... a little something different between Barack Obama and the Virginia Tech Lacrosse Team.

He was being the voice of terrible viewers who would ask that question. It sucked to hear, but he was really setting things up to undo many rightwing talking points.

Are they allowed to marry?

Surprised she didn’t add “and EVERYONE should pull up their pants.”

Easy solution for UFC folks who can’t promo?

Thank god she’ll be in the safe care of Vincent K. McMahon from now on.

How does Liam Neeson’s daughter just keep getting kidnapped?

If friendly and well-intentioned woman like Stormy Daniels winds up with kompromat on Trump without any intent to acquire it, it would stand to reason that a foreign power could get something much worse on him.

Shakespeare has (unsurprisingly) always had a problem with his woman characters. If done well, this could be fascinating.

WWE might have to acknowledge the uncomfortable discussion about why so many wrestlers have to swallow handfuls of painkillers every day to maintain their employment

No shit, I legit believe Vince would take stock of Moolah’s life and say “ahhhh... I was born at the wrong time.”

It will be President Kid Rock soon.

I’ve heard boxing called “the redlight district of professional sports.” If that’s the case, wrestling is the crackhouse.

I’m torn between The Rocketeer and The Incredibles as my favorite superhero movie of all time.

If they somehow got him, this would draw WWE PPV level numbers.

Coco appears to be on the path to also making Disney a kajillion dollars. The audience that used to watch middling quality white guy action movies and comedies is prolly now watching Netflix and hating the liberal Hollywood elite. Embracing POC and the international market will probably happen... but not for any moral…

Bald Eagles, the symbol of freedom, terrify this man. It should also be noted that they don’t like him.

The NCAA effectively does the PR of player promotion for the NBA and is a sort of filter that determines which players will get paid by the NBA. Basically, the NCAA allows the NBA to handpick the best and markets them without it ever costing the NBA a cent.

I feel like he should be giving Best Picture at the Oscars.

You’re a much better person than me. When I thought about the people who bullied me in high school, my mind almost always went to revenge.