I’ll just leave this here :

You could buy it faster if you had a Dash Wand™.

You could buy it faster if you had a Dash Wand™.

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

After struggling internally for years, I have made an intensely personal decision and am firmly Team T-Swizzles.

Barron looks tall for his age. I hope Melania is miserable and they place poor Barron in a boarding school. The less he has to do with his family, the better.

A producer wouldn’t have standing to sue over sexual assault between two other people. However, this is what I think. The producer wanted to stop filming two naked people in the pool who were starting to get raunchy and get their drunk asses to bed. Producer’s superior says no, continue filming. Producer files suit…

I think it was on the last Pod Save America episode that they (w/ Anna Marie Cox) did a pretty deep dive into the parallels of trump’s sexual predation and his behavior and response to Comey. Fascinating and terrifying.

Don’t do drugs, man.

Does it count as stealing attention when Perry got said attention by having Swift’s name in her mouth during this entire promotional push? It does seem like it’s at least 40% Swift’s attention in the first place.

*crosses fingers* please be poop hat..... please be poop hat..... 

This is a simple case of he said, she said, and she #2 said, and she#3 said.... and she#58 said.

I noticed that The Cosby Show reruns are back on some cable channel. They should run episodes back to back with 7th Heaven ones for maximum offense. “Must Turn-0ff TV” or something. Ugh.

As a teacher who only sees daytime tv during the summer, falling asleep on the couch (Don’t judge! I spent 180 days wrangling 13 year olds, a nap on the couch is well earned) in the early afternoon and then waking up to Steve Harvey is a terrible surprise.

Can’t help thinking that maybe they missed the mark with the new Steve Harvey show.

Is there ANY market for Portlandia episodes anymore?

Just to be clear, when all things are not equal: I’d obviously marry Peter and never let him out of my sight.

Ugh, we don’t want him, but we certainly don’t want to you to have to deal with him.

“... typed David angrily.”

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.