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That was average height for the era.

Napoleon wasn’t short either, but people insult short men in his name too.

If someone was drunk, then they couldn’t legally give consent in California, where the Bachelor(ette) usually films. I don’t know what the rape laws are in Mexico.

That poor kid.

Katy just released a diss track about Taylor, weird time to start talking about loving her.

someone with priorities

WOW. Just... really, wow.

His hair and eyebrows look very wavy and aesthetically pleasing.

He’s the worst. This isn’t surprising.

Right? This will be a fun distraction.

I wanted a Jetsons-style home with a friendly robot butler.

Agreed, Geri was my fave.

I believe you. I feel like blocking the idea that Gwynth is in it would be the best way to watch it...

lol, talk about damning with faint praise.

Luna is so freaking cute.

too much ego, too little sense (common or otherwise).

You haven’t seen it yet because you resent Gwyneth.

WOW. So cool. Sure, “technically edible” is not a rave, but that looks amazing.

These kids are Gen Z!