I thought that was just for those of us living in the greys.

There is! Nominate her.

For the possibility of money, fame, and/or some sort of power?

Right? She always seems so genuine, which makes it a lot more fun when she’s excited about something.

FLOTUS, POTUS, the kids, and the cast at the White House were so touching.

I am! It’s working smoothly.

I wish that was true; didn’t she say she was putting him in charge of revitalizing the economy?

youtube!

I’m so eager to know what Michelle will get up to in the years to come. She’s a wonderful, inspiring person and I have no doubt she’ll do more amazing things.

Sexual predators might not always be super-respectful of vegetarianism/veganism. I can see Trump waving off either and insisting that some steak is the best steak (next to Trump steak) and that everyone loves it, everyone. Even vegans!

It was one of many startling things he said and did. He wants to prosecute her, he doesn’t know about Russia, everyone is totes taking her side and it’s not fair, SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF.

He really did.

Now it’s 39K emails!

I can’t decide whether I’d want to order it because of the hilarious name, or would be afraid to order it because, ew at the idea of something tasting of Trump. Either way, awesome name. Congrats. 

wtf? That’s so upsetting. And bigots should go last. I hope they’ve really enjoyed having a popular, two-term African-American President. Seethe.

Thank goodness for his narcissism; it’s helping ensure Hillary the win. For months, he’s been talking about how the election will probably be rigged, so we already know what his concession speech will sound like. He’ll have loyal supporters watching the polling stations, ready to report on irregularities, like the…

Yeah. People who call Hillary Killary are worrisome.

I guess... it might give the GOP less chance to convince Trump to quit.