locker room banter! all men! (yes, he did.)

omg. I hope the dems succeed huugely downballot, and Hill gets to put a nice liberal Justice in the Supreme Court asap. bwahaha.

She’s lost it.

I hope so too. I’m shocked it’s taken this long for “problematic” stuff to surface.

I was expecting a lot of comments about that. Being sexually attracted to children is not a terrific quality in Presidents/people.

Whoever leaked the tape is a true patriot. Not all heroes wear capes.

You couldn’t make this up. Truth really is stranger than fiction.

Right? Those poor, shocked and appalled cats.

aw, poor deplorable Pence.

Oh my god. His tiny grabbing, repulsive hands.

The Washington Post’s reporting has been amazing. I hope they win oodles of Pulitzers. 

I’m from California. I call them ponytail holders or hair bands. I haven’t heard hair tie.

From the same collection of mags, the clock must be ticking on Kanye and Kim.

That does make me feel a little better (and a little more like having ice cream.) Still kind of resenting Sprint, but I think I already did so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

yes.

I use this at the bathroom sink. FIGHT ME.

YUP! I’m super pale, and those browns would make no kind of sense anywhere on my face except in the general-greater eyelid region. I’ve never been tempted to try contouring, but endless shadow shades in the same family call to me.

I love that there’s a plaque commemorating their first kiss, and hate that the Baskin-Robbins is now a Sprint store (not that Sprint stores aren’t chock-full of romance, if not history.)

I don’t contour but all these colors look like they’d make good eyeshadows.

I never know whether to use the brow wax before or after the powder. I do whichever I feel like at the moment.