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Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

“What on earth? Where did all the shrimp go?”

what an unmusial occurrence...

Really seems like he should have kicked it harder...

Why didn’t the guy kick it harder?

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Golden State highlights get old after a while. Be that as it may, they still definitely blew the Pelicans out of the water. They really seem to have found their flows after a kind of slow start this season. They’re spacing the ball, getting off a lot of good three point shots, and just generally rolling over other

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Rumor of comeback with the Bears confirmed.

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

♫ You put your left leg in

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

How ironic, the Indians were beat by the boys in blue...

It’s a real kick in the nuts.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

Well, you can’t spell “Jeurys Familia, NYM” without “injures my family.”