Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

When they fill the infield with water?

*facestump*

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Husky and Starch

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Obsessive piano playing and fixating on an object are common symptoms of kids with a Taipei personality.

Yeah?

Everyone knows the 13 stripes stand for: