“he was already up to 69 pitches”

Congrats to the Raptors.

I’m a right ear but I keep my phone in my left pocket.

The only true perfect game is the one Brendan Fraser pitched in The Scout. 

Meatlog

I’ve needed a place to rant about PAW Patrol for a while now and since you brought it up, I’m going to rant. Every episode some stupid thing happens and someone needs the PAW Patrol’s help. Most of the time the dumb kid picks two dogs to go help save the day. Many times, they get there and one of the dumb dogs gets…

Reading transcripts really brings home how much garbage comes out of his stupid mouth whenever he opens it.

Baez seems to have fun playing the game. That’s clearly not acceptable.

You know who else is good at jacking multiple dongs?

Lots of folks in the crowd looking pretty disgusted by the man kiss...guess those Californians aren’t as enlightened as they claim to be.

A Trump lying about something?! I just can’t believe that!

He should get an extra day for that Tebowesque helmet throw.

Feinberg? More like FINEberg...am I right? Yeah? Hello?

This awkward, painful looking slide reminds me of the first time I got to third base...

PSA: This is what years of Shaq Fu will do to your feet.

I used to eat shrimp whole (including the little tail shell thing) to eliminate the evidence of how many I had eaten.