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“he was already up to 69 pitches”

Congrats to the Raptors.

I’m a right ear but I keep my phone in my left pocket.

I would like TTG more if Cartoon Network didn’t air it for like...14 hours per day.  

The only true perfect game is the one Brendan Fraser pitched in The Scout. 

I took my 9 year old to SpongeBob thinking I’d hate it. I was very wrong. It was great.

I won’t watch this. However, I think Jim Rash is just delightful.

Meatlog

I’ve needed a place to rant about PAW Patrol for a while now and since you brought it up, I’m going to rant. Every episode some stupid thing happens and someone needs the PAW Patrol’s help. Most of the time the dumb kid picks two dogs to go help save the day. Many times, they get there and one of the dumb dogs gets

Reading transcripts really brings home how much garbage comes out of his stupid mouth whenever he opens it.

Baez seems to have fun playing the game. That’s clearly not acceptable.

Glen Mazzara sucks donkey nuts.

You know who else is good at jacking multiple dongs?

Lots of folks in the crowd looking pretty disgusted by the man kiss...guess those Californians aren’t as enlightened as they claim to be.

I wonder if he could make one with the Crooked Man animation from The Conjuring 2.

A Trump lying about something?! I just can’t believe that!